What: ASSCon-NYC7 A High Mileage Lap Dance Symposium
Where: A convenient Manhattan location
When: Wednesday, September 18th, 6:00PM
Dean of Studies: Alicia Alps
(Graduated Magna Cum Plenty with a B.S. in Stripology, University of
Ludlow, 2001. Postgraduate studies in Experimental VIP at BDP Camp, HOE and Tina's
A faculty of willing, wet, wanton gorgeous female instructresses amply
educated in all the latest techniques, fully equipped to handle your special needs and
teach you a lesson you'll NEVER forget! Private tutelage is available!
All bad boys will be made to stand in the corner, but NOT by themselves!
Those who still haven't learned their lesson by the end of class may be invited to stay
after school for extra homework at a SECOND convenient Manhattan location featuring up to
100 additional beautiful female instructesses.
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