As the entire civilized ASSC world already knows, ALS had his exotic erotic 
birthday bash  at the New Century theatre on 12/1.  Living up to its hype, 
It was an event to remember.  A bachelor party without the expiring 
bachelor, a bachannal, and an ASSC mini-convention-- all rolled into one.

When I arrived the festivities were already underway.  ALS "office" was 
decked out with balloons. Those ASSCers who were not getting to know the 
dancers were getting to know one another.   ALS found me and  pinned me with 
a little black pin that had the A.S.S.C emblem emblazened on the front. 
(Some of the dancers wore pins too) I was introduced to the famous Kat who 
shortly thereafter excused herself to go get ready for her stage show.

When Kat took the stage, the previously empty rail-side seats filled with 
ASSC attendees.  As she strode down the runway it didn't take me long to 
realize that Kat is for real.  She is sensual.  She is self-confident.  She 
is tantalizing.  I was enthralled throughout her entire performance. 
Prrrrrr.

Not long afterwards, Tiki stalked onto stage with her whip in hand.  On the 
second song, Lacee joined her for a girl-girl 69 act that had the crowd 
going crazy. It didn't seem like it could get any better.  But at the start 
of song number three, a large cake with candles was placed in front of ALS 
at the end of the runway.  Sans clothing, Tiki spread herself astride the 
cake and glided back and forth, her p*ssy passing dangerously close to the 
flame. She then grabbed a lit candle, laid back and made half of it 
disappear inside of her.  After this, she peeled off her stockings, did a 
little flossing action, passed them through the cake and gave ALS a little 
snack.  For her finale, she sat smack on the cake, turned around, bent over 
and fed ALS a little more.  This must be what Marie Antoinette meant when 
she said "let them eat cake."

After this, the rest of the evening was a blur.  Random stream of 
consciousness memories include:  Time spent with Reeva, Mia, Tiki, Mimi and 
Kat.  Some cigar-smokin' male bonding type activity with PelicanHead, 
DougLee and a lurker. Tiki giving a BJ to a party favor. IRL showing up late 
and loading up a pic of NakedGirl on his laptop. Closing the place down.  
Chinese food with a group that included ALS, Doug, Kat, the artist formerly 
known as Rudeboy, his bodyguard, Tiki, Bubba and IRL. Closing the place 
down. Coffee at five in the morning with Bubba and Tiki. Closing the place 
down.

To all those present, thanks for a great time.  For all those who missed it, 
hope to see ya next year!


Tiger