ASSC: Chez Paree SF Highlights
San Francisco, Ca.
Friday, 05/22/98 (910pm - 3am)

Swing Shift Dancers:   MEGAN       SHAY
Night Shift Dancers:   AZETA       COCOA       TAWNY       DEVON
                       RIA         CASSIE      SAMERIA     JOCELYN
                       SIREN       CHEYANNE    DIAMOND     CRYSTAL
                       DENNY       LILY        RILEY       HALO
                       GINGER      ALLYSON


                 Fear And Loafing On Lombard St.

In the house: DynO, Bob Smyth, Fingers, Jens, LMR, RITA.

Arrival greetings from doorguy Jess, Kenny, Danny.

Within minutes of my arrival, AZETA walks up, gives me a great big 
hug and excitedly tells me all about her week and upcoming plans... 
She asks if I'd like to take a break. Sure. GINGER's coming also, so 
she grabs her away from the corner bar and we're off.

Return from our break at around 1045pm. Dyn0, in the Bay Area for the
past week, arrives! Great to see you again (haven't since ASSCon-
LV3). Awhile later Bob Smyth appears.

I show SIREN a photo that (hopefully) warmed her heart... a picture 
representing a very special event over a year-and-a-half ago! Yeah, 
SIREN, it's about "time" huh???

It's slow, AZETA's depressed, so she grabs me and asks if we could go 
for a quick drive... Sure. So we take a drive around the 'loin and 
surrounding areas. Return to CP shortly afterwards.

Midnight. Fingers arrives.

110am. Jens arrives.

120am. AZETA needs cheering up again, so we agree to take a drive 
down Lombard St. She gleefully runs back to the dressing room, throws 
a coat on over her minimal "work garb", and hand-in-hand we're out 
the door once again. We drive all the way up Van Ness, then slowly 
and REAL carefully down Lombard St. (Woah, I've never driven down 
perhaps the world's most famous zigzag street AT NIGHT... what a 
spectacular view of the City!), then back to CP. As we step out of the 
car in the CP parking lot, it suddenly dawns on me that she's 
practically naked (well, she IS wearing shoes ;-))! Hey AZETA, put your
coat back on! ;-)

145am when we walk back into CP.

Shortly after, LMR (in town for ASSCon3) and CP RITA appear in the 
office!!! Woah, long time no see dude, dudette... since ASSCon-LV3 
for both in fact. And can it be? Yes, this IS the first time I've 
actually seen RITA *inside* CP!

HMS (High Mileage Seat): PrincAss DEVON. Fingers asks her if she 
would perform her Gummi Savers "trick" for "our out-of-town guests", 
and she agrees, so he returns to the office, grabs the bowl of 
Gummi's and sits to my left. LMR appears at the tiprail and sits to 
my right. DEVON resurrects her classic "Gummi Nipple Ring" trick, to 
the delight of the crowd. I then, of course, ask to sniff her bwutt, 
and she gives me a good whiff... 

Ass... Assss... Asssss Chew!!! ;-)

3am. CP closing, lights up. Bid adieu to Bob Smyth and Fingers. 
Goodnight nose-lick from PrincAss DEVON. And one for the road... 
AZETA, GINGER and I do... the 24hr Safeway!!! 

What nice, uh, cantaloupes.


-Bubba