From: Laar@spam.me.and.die (Laar)
Subject: ASSC: ASSCon-LV - Z or Me?

One amusing anecdote worth reporting:

Z is getting mobbed by adoring fans, so we trade badges. One
well-known ASSCer, who shall remain nameless (you know who you are,
and thanks again for dinner), comes up to Z and says, more or less,
"Laar, you look just like I pictured you!"

Easy mistake to make. Z and I are practically twins. Add Saxbeat and
you've got quite a set of triplets. WhereTF was Sax, anyway?

A little later, I discovered how hard it would be to convince someone
that I'm *not* Z. Fuck it. Next time I'll just sign autographs.

--
Laar "too white to be da Bone" Smyth