Las Vegas Editorial, 1/29/96 - 1/30/96



EDITORIAL:



1/29/96:  KAT and I met JayJ61952 at 9pm and headed over to Cheetahs, 

JayJ's favorite club.  Being that it was a Monday night, we didn't 

expect much.  JayJ kept apologizing for it being slow.  Not to worry 

pal, we understand.  Unfortunately, Mark Green wasn't working either.



The club itself was dark.  Too dark.  Topless only, no fun.

We only stayed for about an hour and a half.



KAT: if this is what my friend considers a diversity of dancers, she's 

     needs to get her ass to sf.

als: she needs a wake up call, no doubt.



Stage ability of Dancers?  Pretty poor, except for VALERIE!  Here's an 

entry for anybody who might publish a 'Little Vegas Black Book':



VALERIE - All-American, 5'9", 115, shoulder length wavy brown hair 

(wow!), long, flowing natural physique (double wow!!), EXTREMELY 

radiant smile (triple wow!!!)



als: her moves were that of a gymnast/dancer.  the perfect blend of 

athleticism and sensuality.  her attitude is as sweet as can be.



Next we ventured to Little Darlings (a Deja Vu owned club).

Now the fun begins...



The Club: Nude, no contact (but contact), more sexual energy.

The Dancers: Better looking overall than Cheetahs.  Better stage 

dexterity, too.



ROXANNE: 5'7", 115, light brown curly hair, hazel eyes, wears a little 

black and white sundress while working the floor.



als: the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in Las Vegas!!  a must 

see, must meet, must touch... the girl next door.  she touched me...  

i wept...



LAUREN: 5'6", 115, blonde hair, hazel eyes, 



als: the absolute most skilled pole work i've ever witnessed by a 

dancer.  she could easily earn a spot on the Mystere troup.  the pole 

is 15ft high, LAUREN climbs to the top, hangs upside down, as she 

slowly lowers herself by hanging on with one leg, she removes her g-

string.  if it sounds too simple when merely put into words, blame me.  



The Event: It's amateur night.



als: KAT, enter it!

KAT: Sure!  Why not?

mgr: In order to get paid the $25 (or $300 if you win), we need to see 

     your Social Security Card.

KAT: You don't have to pay me.

als: Give it to charity or something.

mgr: uhhh... ok.



6 girls are entered, KAT goes last.



1st contestant was pretty damn cute!  Great natural body, half 

oriental/half white.  A cross between Rosalind Chow (O'Reilly's wife 

on Star Trek Next Gen.) and Lara Flynn Boyle.  It was her first time 

stripping and it showed, which was cool.  I felt a genuine sense 

innocence about her.  *sigh*



2nd thru 5th contestants were of the generic blonde hair, big boobs, 

can't dance mold.  Just a lot of bending over.  No sense of 

sensuality, sexuality, or personality.



KATs turn...  Here she comes, strutting out in a long black skirt, 

black vest, black hat, and cigar.  Kat starts to tease the audience 

immediately.  As she strips down, she's tossing all of her clothes 

towards the back of the stage.



The LV crowd wasn't ready for her second song antics.  She threaded my 

tip through her infamous 'kitty' ring and started yanking HARD and 

FAST on it!  I've never seen so many jaws drop in my whole life!  Some 

guys were screaming in pain as if they could feel it themselves.  And 

to end it all, KAT crawled over to me and we proceeded to... and more 

jaws dropped.



As you probably figured, one of the generic girls won.  Oh well, it 

was still fun.



als: ever seen anything like that in vegas?

JayJ: can't say that i have...



JayJ: So, als, what's your day job?

als: ...n/a



als: So JayJ, would you consider coming out to SF if I host an ASSC 

     Convention?

JayJ: Sure, I'd try my best.



1/30/96:



Gave the oft mentioned Olympic Gardens a try.  Topless only.

Guess how long I stayed?  Guess where I went back to?



SUMMARY:



I admit that I'm spoiled by the SF style clubs.  Laid back, homey, 

wider variety of Dancers, and people know your name.



Yes, I did have fun at the LV clubs.

Would I venture to LV again just for the clubs?  Yes, but only if 

there would be a bigger turnout of ASSCers.



I did learn one thing that guarantees a good time in any strip-club...

Bring your own Dancer!



Where to next, KAT?  ;-)