ASSCon-1, from 1 (and only 1) point of view...

So the big day has finally come and gone.  ASSCers streamed through 
the door one after another.  Final count was around 42 or so.
(see http://www.ncsfpub.com/posts/may96/guests.htm)

MY POINT OF VIEW:

NATASHA: Despite having seen her at least 100 times in the past 4 
months, I can only wonder why I haven't tired of seeing her or 
talking to her.  I guess the solution is quite simple: NATASHA is a 
pure joy to know.  At times it feels like I've known her since the NC 
Era.

Met some new local ASSCers and a couple of out-of-towners.  Notably 
ASSC iconoclast, Z Bone.  DSaxbeat, too, but we've ASSCed a few times 
already.  A hearty welcome to Sullivan Titwillow from San Diego.

KAT: Though I don't see KAT as often, I always learn something new 
from her when we do have a chance to talk.  The fact that she'll 
never hesitate to tell you how she feels is a trait that I don't take 
lightly.  It's a characteristic that deserves respect.

Conspicuously absent: Bob Smyth, Rocket Scientist, Eric Dew, Mr. 
King.  We missed you guys.

Strap-on's were a flyin' during the KAT/TIKI stage set!  With a 
little help from JP, The Kid, LAAR, TIKI, and others, a big black 
dildo "voluntarily" (heh heh...) found it's way to BFD!  Hope the 
pictures come out!  Will post them ASAP!

Attn. Glossarist: BF'dD - Butt Fucked Doug; born ASSCon-1.

MIA: Saw her perform 4 times on stage tonight.  I ain't complaining.  
I don't think anybody was.  BF'dD?  To no surprise, MIA turned out to 
be an ASSCon-1 favorite.

BTW, live postings were hard to come by.  We didn't have a computer 
in the beginning, and when we finally did, nobody cared.  Too much 
fun goin' on!  IRL even brought in a couple of pizzas!

VIVA: I can't imagine any ASSCer not thinking 'Whoa!' after seeing 
her for the first time.  Her evil little mind turns me on.  Every 
time I see her, I want to do her... hair.  I'd kill BF'dD for a 
glimpse of her...  ;-O  NO Molly, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, but you can 
live in the guest house... sans BF'dD.

Rando from AZ, an ASSCer I met back @ the NC, made 2 engraved glasses  
for ASSCon-1 for the MVP's (Most Valuable Performer and Most Valuable 
Patron).  Thanks Rando!

The ASSCon-1 MVPatron Trophy was given to Bubba.  Bubba is the 
"bridge" of goodwill that connects Dancers and ASSCers.  Now he has a 
personal beer glass to drink out of whenever he's @ the CP.

DANCER APPRECIATION CONTEST:

The Judges: ALS, Bubba, C-Geo, Cunning625, BF'dD, Ender, Fingers, 
KevinK, Lap-Dog, Sullivan Titwillow, Tiger, & VissiDarte

The Results: NATASHA - $600 & the ASSCon-1 MVPerformer Champagne 
Glass, TIKI - $400, VIVA - $200

Quote to an interested party:
"For every joy that passes, beautiful memories remain..."

ALS-->