Note: I title this "Backstage @ ASSCON-2..." so as to give ASSCers
more of an inside look as to what happens behind the scenes.
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*Whew*  Another year, another ASSCON-* under my belt.  And as always,
another great time was had by all.  Thanks to all the ASSCers and
Dancers, especially Nueva Centuria(!), for making this an
ASSCON-2-Remember!!

I met Bubba and Z Bone in front of the club around 3 pm.  We
contemplated our game plan for about 15 minutes and then decided to
just "go for it".  Hell, I'll just cut to the chase... We met a Dancer
getting ready to start the 4 pm to Midnight shift outside the club,
that neither Bubba or I knew, named Nueva Centuria.  Bubba, Z, and I
nearly jumped out of our shoes!  We ALL wanted to get laps from her
desperately.  Yes, that's right, all THREE of us.  Being the quick
thinker that I am, I immediately pushed Bubba into the street and then
cold-cocked Z Bone when he was looking for his ATM card.... heh heh...
sucka's.  I HAD to go first.  I started to feel bad after the first
song though.  Then I remembered something my babysitter told me: 
"Everything you ever need to know in life, you learned from American
Gladiators."  So I cold-cocked Z Bone one more time.

Ahhh yes... another year, another ASSCON-2-Remember!!

See ya next year @ the NC!