Well, what can I say, I am damn tired after last night, so if this is
incoherent, or if none of it is true, tough shit.

The evening started for me about 6:00, when I arrived at MSC.  I had hoped to
make it in after things were well underway, since I had no idea what anybody
looked like, and since everyone else on IRC had mentioned that they would be
arriving a couple of hours late anyway.

Well, I guess I was a bit confused about the start time, since there were
conflicting posts varying from 4 to 7, since it turns out that there was nobody
there (Cunning625? later confirmed that).  So, I stood by the "Watch Dancing
-->" rail, waiting to see if a crowd of Fat White Guys and Skinny Asian Guys
arrived, and lo, who shows up butt my MSC all time favorite/least favorite
Egyptian.

Why the dual designation?  She has a great body, IMO, and the best breasts I
have seen in my life.  Pretty small, with huge nipples, the size of my
forefinger, to the first knuckle (is that registered with the Department of
Weights an measures?).  Nice round ass.  Yummy.

Now, the down side.  I could not resist a private dance(?) with her.  I had only
planned on spending about $100 with her, butt once I got in the booth, I had to
stay until she sucked my wallet dry.  (Details on IRC, if you are lucky.)

So, an hour and a half, and _several_ hundred dollars later, I was released from
the booth.  I walked around to see if I could find a crowd of pervs, butt there
were only single pervs roaming around.  At this point I was very glad the ATM at
MSC won't accept PINs longer than 5 digits, and I left.

I have decided that MSC is no longer going to be on my club circuit.  I am
getting real dissapointed with the style of the women in that club.  Management
has raised dancer fees so high ($100 for 4 hours), there is only one way for the
girls to make money, and Ace reports that they are going to beef up to 70 girls
per shift, when they open a new stage addition.

Typical transaction at MSC:
"You want company?"
"How about a lap dance?"
"What's a lap dance?"

Up the street, to the ATM, and back down to the CP.  I finally get to meet my
first ASSCer Cunning625(? sorry, I'm not sure if I remember the numbers).  After
several attempts, we successfully get logged onto IRC.  IRL shows up and leaves
a couple of times, then Fingers show, and the festivites begin.  He breaks out a
dish full of candy, makes a quick trip to the store, and produces three more.

Chit-Chat on IRC, and another ASSCer shows up, Ace. Then, drum roll please,
Bubba shows up in true dog collar style.  No mistaking his entrance.  He brought
a *lot* of stuff.  Toys and food abound (no batteries until a trip to the store,
though).  So much, in fact, that he had to take up two tables, with a third for
the Fingers annex.  Bob Smythe (and it is a long i) shows up with garlic salsa,
and gives Bubba the Obhug , butt only with a table barrier.  Funny thing, Bob is
the only person who looked *exactly* like I imagined.

[Don't remember if this was before or after The Arrival]
Back on IRC, where I catch Maz and Dara.  Were going, were not going.  More
waffling than Slick Willie.  Well I finally convince Dara to get dressed and get
out, butt it is taking them a while to get ready. 

During the convincing, CP gets mentioned.
"Is what's her name, Temptation, or so and so working?"
"Well Temptation is working."
"Well, I can't go then."
[insert derogatory comments here]
Unbeknownst to me the girl eavesdropping over my shoulder was in fact
Temptation.  Well, needless to say, the sparks start flying.  I am trying my
best keep up with the typing, butt the lighting and the size/shape of the
keyboard are prohibitive.  Butt, the message was conveyed.  DP at it's finest.
God, I love the city.

Maz and Dara finally leave, so a few minutes later, I head back over to MSC.  I
decide to walk, taking SaiBaba's advice.  Well halfway there, it begins to mist
very nicely, almost raining (thanks a lot Sai!).  I'm already screwed, so I keep
on to the MSC.

I arrive and meet Abnormal, who gives me the official ASS-C latex glove, and a
marker to write my name on it.  I hang around a bit, and finally meet Maz.
Being his usual gracious self, he introduces me to: Borly, Dyn0, Tallguy (yes,
he is), Dara, LMR, and Rita (I didn't meet everyone at once, read disclaimer at
begining).  Forgive me if I have forgotten anyone, or mixed any names up, it was
a busy night.

At this point we are all in the Bangkok room, and who is on stage, the one and
only Brianna, with a new weave, so she kind of hard to recognize.  She does her
dance, overloaded with lotion, the asks "Who's ready for a medical lesson?"  She
then breaks out a speculum and maglite.  Going from table to table, she lays out
a towel, then climbs up on the table, and gives an full view of her womanhood.
To be honest, that is something I could have gone without seeing, butt it was
interesting.  I have developed a much deeper respect for fuf, however.

This show created a frenzy, with dancers practically trampling customers to get
a view.  After that, she asks, "Who's got a rubber glove?"  Dara whipped hers
out faster than the speed of light, happy to oblige.  Brianna then dons the
glove, and proceeds to bend over, then inserts her hand into one of her
orifices.  I am not sure which orifice, and I'm not sure that I want to know.

At this point we decide to grab a bite to eat, and get a drink.  We head out
front, snap couple of photos, and head to Sparky's diner for a bite, after
saying goodbye to Abnormal.  Since there were eight of us, and the place was
packed we had to wait in the street.  Borly and Dyn0 decide to head to the CP,
so we bid farewell, and plan on seeing them later, depending on how tired they
were.

We finally get a seat, and proceed to give our order to Rico, a Pipi
Longstalking impersonator.  We chat and eat, with Dara doing most of the
talking.  I dunno if it was the pitch of her voice or what, butt I could hardly
hear her in that packed diner, until she switched seats with Tallguy to get a
better grip on my cheese fries (with genuine cheese sauce, which I think was
Cheeze Wiz.  Whatever it was, it bound me up tighter than the gimp in Pulp
Fiction.)  I guess my brain was filtering out her voice with the background
noise, so I just smiled a lot and nodded my head, after I had embarrased myself
by making her repeat a simple sentence four or five times.  I could swear to god
she was speaking Hindi.

Well, at some point I try to strike up a conversation with Rita, who was sitting
directly across from me.  Being a very direct person, if I have a question, I
ask it.  Gets me a taste of my foot from time to time, butt it's worth it to get
past the normal bullshit we all put out to the world.  Well my line of
questioning made Rita feel awkward at one point, and I just want to say sorry
again, that wasn't my intention.

So having paid the bill, we all head up the street to a bar who's name I didn't
get.  No Corona, so I get my second favorite Sierra — Nevada on tap.  We sit and
talk a while, and Rita, LMR, and Dara play pinball?.  At 2:00 we all leave, and
we say goodbye to Maz and Dara.  Tallguy is gracious enough to drive us back to
the CP in brand spanking new convertible, which is very sweet.  I believe it is
a Seabring.  It had something I have never heard of an auto-stick.  No clutch,
but a manual gear shifter.  Go figure.

So we arrive at the CP, hoping to meet back up with Bubba and the rest of the
crew.  What have we here?  It seems they closed early, I guess because of the
lack of business.  I really feel bad about not getting a chance to spend a
little more time with the crew that wound up at the CP, especially the out of
towners.  Oh, well, there is always IRC.  And I'll be expecting a full report of
all the goings on from every one of you guys.


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