Report ON NYC ASS-Con 1:
On Tuesday January 30, 2001, NYC ASS-Con 1, billed as "a strip mining
expedition including 3 Midtown Manhattan clubs from the high end to the high mileage"
took place in NYC. Organized by Jeanvaljean, editor of the Yahoo NYC Strip Clubs board,
the idea was to give all interested club members (some of whom had interacted with each
other via the board for as much as 2 years) a chance to finally meet & socialize while
pursuing our favorite pastime together.
The original plan was to hit 2 high-end clubs--Lace & VIP--featuring outstanding
quality but limited contact & then finish at Club Passion, where the quality is still
very good & the contact can be terrific. Ultimately, we decided to skip the middle
club (VIP) & go instead to an "underground" establishment, which shall
remain unnamed, that features contact going off the scale.
Reactions from the 10 members who attended seemed uniformly positive & enthusiastic
& many expressed the desire to continue these outings on a more or less regular basis.
When I subsequently posted my own impressions of the event, Valjean asked me to cross-post
it on ASSC to give fellow pervs across the country & around the world some idea of the
level of degeneracy we've finally sunk to here in the Big Apple.
Here then is my account of that extraordinary night, as posted on the Yahoo Board.
Everything is as it was then, except YOU ARE THERE!
PREPARATION:
Impressed by Valjean's informative consumer product report on Purell, I purchase a
pocket-size bottle, praying I'll have reason to use it often. Make trip to ATM & make
sure there's close to 300 in my wallet. That's a lot for me, but I haven't really SCd that
much lately, so I'm a little more flush than usual & I know there's a sizable
commission check due me tomorrow & besides this is a special night & my birthday's
less than a full year away & Christmas is practically right around the corner for
chrissakes & it's not like I HAVE to eat next week & I sure as hell don't wanna
run short just when things are getting interesting & besides it's my money, I earned
it (even tho my boss doesn't think so), so I can spend it any way I goddamn please &
if you don't like it, TUFF SHIT!
Make sure I'm dressed enuf like a human being so they'll let me into places like Lace
& VIP. This means I can't wear my usual running pants specially sanded down to a
thickness of only 3 angstroms & will mean somewhat less than maximum appreciation of
lap dance subtleties due to increased thickness in the crotch area & amounts to a
flagrant violation of PL protocol under the Amsterdam Convention. I hope the good Lord
forgives me for this some day. I know I never will.
Arrive in the city from work, stop at a newsstand & flip thru issues of Penthouse,
Over 40 & Asian Lezbos From Newark to get myself in the mood. Didn't need to bring the
erection pump--where I'm going tonight, they'll have tits on 'em.
Sharing Justin's foresight concerning food, I stop for a coupla $1 dogs so I'll have
something stored for the long haul & half a beer won't put me outa it. Wolfing them
down quickly, I'm confident I won't die of starvation, tho I very possibly might from food
poisoning. I make it to Lace a little later than planned, about 6:30.
SURPRISES:
I was of course dying to see what everybody looked like. There were 2 surprises, one more
or less expected (if it's possible for a surprise to be expected) & one totally
amazing.
Since I've gone to strip clubs often over the past few years, there are a number of
"regulars" you tend to recognize. And since, like many regulars on this board, I
used to go to Harmony a lot & 90 after Harmony closed, I felt sure that some of these
guys would turn out to be guys I'd seen all the time at those places. Imagine my shock
when I didn't recognize ANYBODY! Whether this was due to the fact that we were all wearing
paper bags over our heads, or for some other reason, I'm not sure.
The ironic thing is that at our 2nd stop of the night I saw a guy there who I musta seen a
million times before, between Harmony, 90 & the place we were at. But I still have no
fucking idea who the hell he is.
I later came to the conclusion, during a rare moment of contemplation at that 2nd club,
that I HAD seen Valjean at that spot at least once before. This was subsequently confirmed
by a stripper who said she'd seen us both there at the same time, which means it HAS to be
true, since every stripper I've ever tipped (even if only a dollar one time) has been able
easily to recall everything about me years later, including name, date of birth, home
& office zip codes, exact size of tip & how it was denominated, my zipper type
& ease of undoing it &--needless to say--specific sex acts performed. Strippers
remember paying customers better than major league pitchers remember how they work
hitters.
The more "expected" surprise was that nobody looked anything like I imagined
that person would as a result of reading his posts. That ALWAYS happens when I finally
meet people I've known only on the phone (usually business-related), but somehow I'm still
always surprised. There was also the nagging fear that most of us would look like the
dreaded stereotypical perv, with the wrinkled polyester leisure suit a size & a half
too small, squinting from behind 3-foot-thick glasses, with the overgrown crew-cut
(cow-lick optional) & the big vacant grin with the chipped buck teeth & the tinny
nasal giggle & the steady seepage of drool in an unbroken stream from head to foot
& one hand clutching a back issue of Juggs so tightly that even the jaws of life
couldn't pry it loose, while he constantly wanks himself with the other. But it was great
to see that nobody in our party fit that description. Except for me, of course.
LOCATIONS:
Never been to Lace before & I was impressed in several ways. In terms of EIGHT FUCKING
DOLLARS FOR A BEER, the impression was less than totally positive. Also, we'd all expected
it to be pretty empty at 6 on a Tuesday, but this place was PACKED!
But I liked this club. The girls were ACHINGLY beautiful (I think Valjen's assessment was
definitely on the low side; where the hell were the 7.5s? I sure as hell didn't see any;
how could the night shift POSSIBLY look better than this?) & the table dances,
although they featured only limited contact, were AMAZINGLY seductive. These babes really
knew what they were doing IMHO, & little poppa started speaking up in a hurry. Of
course, you really gotta watch yourself here, cause you can go broke in no time, so I
limited myself to just one table dance & a few stage tips. I've never gotten into the
practice of "warm up" joints & wondered why people do that, but now I can
see the charms in that kinda approach.
The second & third stops were no surprise since I've been to each many times. But
perhaps the surprise was how both (especially the second) were so well stocked on a
Tuesday night, both for quantity & quality. The second place, which can be EXTREMELY
variable, was unusually good. I don't know where the hell Valjean saw any 4s there--does
this guy live in the Playboy Mansion, for chrissake? Actually, I'll take that back--there
was one I'd probably rate a 4 there (but she was made up better than usual) & one in
the 5-6 range--but both those girls are VERY friendly! As are most of the better looking
ones! And some of those "soft" 8s were making me awfully hard! Passions was also
pretty good, maybe not as good quality-wise as on weekends, but still pretty damn good
& with a stripper/customer ratio that was outstanding!
THE ACTION:
Okay, this is the part I know none of you out there are interested in, but I'm gonna run
thru it anyway.
As I said, Lace is basically tease--but WHAT a tease! Soon after entering, getting
financially raped by the bartender & locating & joining the group, a young lady
took the stage who I felt absolutely compelled to tip. I asked her name twice &
coudn't understand her either time, so I'll call her Ralph. (I gotta say, I'm not sure
what the policy on touching at the stage is here, since nobody really seemed to be sitting
at the stage or tipping. My instinct tells me there's no overt sexual fondling, but I did
some brief light caressing of legs & ass as I tipped & neither she nor the other 1
or 2 girls I later tipped seemed to mind. Perhaps Valjean, who knows this joint, can
clarify this point for the rest of us here.) I tipped her 2 or 3 bucks as I stood there.
She was VERY sexy & receptive & snatched the last bill with such ferocity that I
was sure a hot dance was coming my way pronto. Then she got off the stage--& sure
enuf, just walked away. This girl would have a great future at Ruby's II.
Recognized the "90" ####### from elsewhere (but don't remember her from 90!)
& tho she's definitely a pretty girl, had never danced with her. (Don't remember her
stage name here--& don't remember it at the other place I've seen her either!) Whether
she had dolled herself up a little more, or the atmosphere of the club transformed her, or
I was just hornier than usual (if that's possible)--for whatever reason, she looked
absolutely RAVISHING! She did a dance for one of the guys in our group & as she was
walking away, I motioned her over. She sat on the edge of my chair & spoke with
Clubber, who knows her & was seated right alongside me. I took advantage of this
proximity to feel her thigh a bit & plant a few kisses on her shoulder. Told her I
wanted a dance, but she had to go up on stage, where I tipped her once or twice (her smile
is ANGELIC!)
However, when I returned to my seat, "Ralph" had drifted back into the area
& was giving an EXTREMELY seductive dance to Valjean, at times arching her head back
almost into the lap of Clubber, seated right next to him. This mighta taken about 5
minutes, or maybe a week, it's hard to tell, I was just so transfixed, staring at her with
my mouth open & my dick pleading for mercy. She then gives a dance to the guy on my
right (mighta been Harmfanx, don't recall for sure) & then FINALLY--like a meandering
heat-seekng missile--finds her way to me. I again twice ask her name & I still have no
idea what the fuck she's saying. She asks for a dance & I ask if we just can't get
married instead, but she insists on at least 1 dance first &--boy!--she is gyrating
that gorgeous & provocative ass slowly in front of me & her knee is occasionally
in my crotch & her tits are sometimes in my face & her ass occasionally descends
like manna from the heavens on to my clothed, desperate & moaning manhood &
consoles it for a few seconds with a delicate wiggle & grind & her eyes are
melting me like a popsicle in July & she asks if I wanna go upstairs, when of course
what I REALLY wanna do is go downstairs--when it suddenly strikes me that it seems like
she's been doing this a while now, so I tell her to let me know when the first song's over
& she tells me we're already into the SECOND song, so I tell her to stop & that
I'm only paying for 1 & she doesn't make a fuss, but looks a little disappointed.
However, I decide to tip her an extra $10, which brightens her up & she goes off to
find her next victim.
Embarrassing rookie mistake on my part: Especially in a new place, ALWAYS STATE THE RULES
UPFRONT!
I see ####### wandering around now & I smile & wave at her & she waves &
smiles back & if she'da come over I mighta yielded, but I wanted to save my cash for
the next spot, where it could do the most damage.
We'd all been discussing where to go next & when it became apparent how horny we all
were, Valjean mentioned the underground spot (let's call it Club #2) as an alternative
& we voted for it by acclamation, having Valjean call the proprietor there & tell
him to hold the girls there (at gunpoint if necessary) til we arrived, cause they'll often
start drifting out around 8pm on a slow night.
In retrospect, it's easy to see how mistaken our original plan had been. You can't bring
10 hopeless degenerates into a place like Lace & have them sit there over an hour with
boners abounding as all these near-naked bombshells parade around seductively & then
expect them to wanna go to a similar place for more of the same. We decided to wait a
little longer for any last minute strays & then made for the exit.
Getting our coats back seemed to take FOREVER, & by the time I got out, Valjean &
some others had driven off at full capacity in their cars & since Justin & I knew
how to get there, we took along 2 or 3 others & caught the subway. Amazing how long a
subway ride can seem when your pants are on fire--& knowing those other bastards are
already there availing themselves of the goodies while you're trying to get the damn
Metrocard to work at the turnstile & hoping there'll still be a few crumbs from the
table left when you arrive!
Normally I'd stop at a store & buy a coupla beers to take into the place, but now I
insist on making a beeline straight from train to club & we're finally there & the
guy lets us in &--IT'S WONDERFUL!
Sexy, seductive, friendly, luscious, desirable LADIES willing to do just about ANYTHING
for our money--& we magnanimously decide that they SHALL! Some are miraculously still
available for our bidding. I walk into the main area & spot that no-good prick Valjean
sitting on a couch with the woman I am going to marry, tho she's currently unaware of that
fact. I've never seen her before here (or anywhere), but recognize immediately that
there's no woman in the world I want more desperately...or at least no woman in this
club...or at least no woman on that couch.
Typical dirty trick of that conniving bastard VJ to race to this spot ahead of us &
pick off the best target for himself. She's perched on his lap with her arms around his
neck & her crotch meeting his in a manner that looks suspiciously pleasurable.
Enraged, I consider marching over there & showing VJ who's boss here--but then realize
he's bigger than me, so maybe that's not such a hot idea. I then contemplate instead
pulling that vixen off him & loudly dressing her down for her irresponsible behavior.
But then I realize she looks tuffer than me & give up on that idea too. So I decide to
wander around & search for a girl who seems like more of a sissy than me. It doesn't
take me long to find one who looks like one hell of a WOMAN. Since the main area's kinda
crowded, I take her to the darker area where I know we're gonna end up anyway & which
is fairly empty at the moment, so we're able to sit all the way in the back. Everybody
knows what this means.
She starts off in a fully competent way, basic Harmony lap, sensual, good, fully receptive
to whatever I wanna do, including kissing, which I'm in the mood for. But I'm yearning for
a little more adventure, so I direct her attention to a preferred part of my person &
she willingly acquiesces & attends to me thoroughly in a very obliging manner &
I'm very happy & enjoying this greatly, but after a while am determined to take this
at least to the 9 level, so I ask her to look away so I can hide some money where I know
she'll never find it & she delightully searches VERY thoroughly for it & even
after finding it CONTINUES her search & it becomes delightfully apparent that this
fine young thing is VERY proficient at conducting a search. If I ever get arrested &
have to be frisked, I want it to be by HER!
During all this, I hear one of the staff call the name of my LF (Location Fave) & I
realize she's right there in the room doing another guy & I of course didn't recognize
her cause as always she's changed her hair style again & besides I rarely glance above
tit level anyway, but now I know I wanna save some up for her cause she always REALLY
knows how to take care of me, so I terminate the current lady at what I'll call "9
interruptus" & walk out to the mingling area to wait for her.
But it looks like it's gonna be a while, so I settle on a couch in the main area & a
dancer comes into the room who I used to see all the time at Harmony & 90 & also
here a lot, but oddly enuf I'd only danced with her maybe once or twice at the other
places & never here, tho she's cute, friendly & certainly knows how to take care
of her customers. So with time on my hands, I did a coupla quick laps with her & they
were very good. Not overly racy, but very good basic Harmony type stuff.
I walk back out to the main mingling area & see my LF FINALLY emerge from the darker
room & I propose we immediately go back in, but she wants to have a smoke first &
when I start to coax her to hurry things along, it turns out she's STILL not done with the
previous guy yet & asks me to wait for her--which there's no chance in hell I'm gonna
do, since the future Mrs. Nuthin has finally freed herself from that despicable
sonofabitch Valjean, so I grab her & take her into the dark area, where I'm again
fortunate enuf to get us a seat in the back & I give her 10 bucks to get things
started & I sit down & get comfortable & she smiles & sweetly asks me
to...wash my hands! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! So I rush into the bathroom & get it done
in a hurry & go back to her & sit down again, after which she tells me she'll be
back in a jiffy--& then musta flown to Vegas for a vacation or something, cause I'm
sitting there while the pages are flying off the calendar & the leaves are changing
color & I'm wondering what the hell's going on, so I finally walk into the other room,
where I spot her maybe 10 feet way sipping a drink--& talking with that goddamn
cocksucker Valjean!
She sees me & comes over with her drink & we return to the business area, where I
guess she's now drunk enuf to tolerate even me. So we assume the position & start the
dance--& suddenly she's this fucking WILD WOMAN, pushing my ultra-clean hands towards
a part of her anatomy which, if I touch her there, means I'm gonna have to wash 'em all
over again, & I'm resisting a bit cause I don't usually do this with a girl til I at
least know her social security number, but she's VERY insistent & wants me to get her
hot & she's actually overpowering me & winning the battle, when suddenly I'm aware
that MY lower garments are getting lowered & my throbbing member greets the musty
atmosphere, & then I notice her eyes are no longer opposite mine & the
atmosphere's a little moister down there & I realize we are now at Defcon 10
&--boy, IS THIS A LEVEL 10!!! I mean, this is a particular activity that, while I've
always greatly enjoyed it & never turned it down, I've never been a total fanatic
about, but this lady's a fucking artist & now I know what all the fuss is about, it's
like the difference between Jagger & Caruso, I mean she's gotta be a lock for the
Nobel Prize in this category, I'VE NEVER HAD IT AS SILKY & DELICATE & TEASING
& AROUSING AS THIS BEFORE, & just like quite a few years ago I met a lady who knew
how to touch down there like no lady before or since, now I similarly feel reborn & my
only wish in life is to sit in this chair forever & have her do this to me for
eternity--when suddenly out of the corner of my eye I notice my LF has finished up.
I know you guys won't be thrilled with me when I confess that I told the lady to stop. I
still wanted to be with my LF & it was getting late & I knew if I shoot now, the
place might close before I'm ready for combat again, so I signal my LF to wait for me
& I tell my dancer to stop--& SHE WON'T! I explain to her I wanna do my LF before
I leave & she momentarily stops just to say sure, sure, don't worry & then she
goes right back to doing me & I explain some more that I really wanna be able to
finish with my LF & this girl's saying don't worry, you will, you will & she STILL
keeps doing me & now I'm practically begging & pleading for her to stop &
she's still insisting she REALLY wants to bring me off, but somehow I finally get my way
before she totally has her way with me & she stops--& looks very disappointed!
I tip her & race into the bathroom, where I remember Valjean's warning that Purell
burns the mucous membranes a split second AFTER I squirt about a half gallon of it all
over my dick. Interesting how excruciating pain seems 10 times more agonizing when you
KNOW it's coming! But at least I can now answer the question lingering in the minds of all
of you in the tri-state area who did not attend: What you heard around 9:45 Tuesday night
definitely was NOT the moaning of a beached whale.
I move into the main room, which is now fairly empty, where my LF joins me at last,
playfully chiding me for dancing with others instead of waiting to be only with her. I
settle on a couch as she decides to tease me a bit & dances seductively a foot or two
away, but I can't stand too much more of this & I pull her to me. She laps me for a
minute or two & then slowly sldes to her knees, unzips me & sets the little fella
free once again. (Why I bother to even WEAR pants to a place like this I have no fucking
idea!) She makes like a good Allstate agent & it's apparent the end is near. She
unbuttons my shirt a litle more & I unzip my pants a little more to make sure the
field is clear. Finally, her ministrations are decisive & all of it--the
teasing/torture at Lace, the agonizingly slow subway ride, all of VJ's dirty tricks, the
feeler for dollars, the Harmony regular, my future bride with the million dollar mouth,
the Purell fiasco & the glowing face & sweet touch of my LF--comes gushing out of
me like lava outa Mount St. Helen's til the needle finally rests on empty.
My LF runs off for a second & when she returns I tip her as she flatters me by handing
me a whole box of handi-wipes.
It's getting near closing now & the girls are starting to leave as a bunch of us sit
in the main area shooting the breeze for a few. The former Harmony regular decides to come
in & entertain us by first stripping nude before getting into her street clothes &
we banter back & forth as she gets dressed.
I am spent, wasted, broke, completely done in for the evening, but when some guys are
wondering whether to call it a night I'm figuring WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I
definitely wanna go out for at least a drink. Valjean's up for Passions, so I figure I'll
tag along & just drink & watch the girls & bullshit for a while. Justin, King
& Clubber need to get home & Harmfanx has a 4 or 5 hour train ride ahead of him.
Our British visitor is unsure what he wants to do, but Norman's game since he's never been
to Passions & wants to see it. VJ has room for only 1 in his car, or so he
claims--what the hell does this guy drive, anyway?--& guess who gets the ride: my
devoted fiance, who decides she's gonna dance at Passions tonight!
So I'm abandoned once more & trudge to the subway with some of the others, while I
KNOW some serious stick-shifting has to be going on in VJ's car, no matter what kinda
transmission he's got. Inside the train, as I look thru the windows & see goddamn
roaches on the tunnel walls crawling faster than this fucking cattle car, our Brit visitor
decides to call it a night & we bid him a fond farewell &, after c anging
trains--which takes ANOTHER fucking eternity--me & Norman get off at Penn Station,
wishing a good night to Clubber who rides the train a little further. I reload the wallet
at an ATM just in case & we walk the 4 blocks to Passions as I tell Norman a little
about the place.
As we enter, that backstabbing motherfucker Valjean of course is already at the bar having
a drink with a beautiful sista. I know I'm not good for anything except a drink & it's
a shame, cause Passions, which I used to love but have been disappointed with lately, is
looking awfully good tonight. The ladies are exceptionally fine & the customers are
extremely few. It is actually possible to get a seat on a stool near the lap dance room,
something I haven't been able to do in months, but I decide not to & just hang near
Norman & Valjean.
Then a sista comes up to me & announces she is Miss Delicious which, although I've
never met her before, I
see is clearly true. She asks me for a drink, which I shoulda done cause she's real cute
& friendly & has a terrific pair, but don't cause I don't wanna spend more money.
Then she starts to wiggle in front of me & starts doing a stool dance & brushing
her ass against my crotch oh-so-rightly & suddenly I'm clutching her & fondling
her & kissing her & (of course) tipping her &--despite having so recently been
totallly defeated in battle with my troops utterly decimated--suddenly find myself flying
the flag again! She gets me all hot & hard in just a song or 2 & then a dancer
I've known there forever (& used to do all the time but lately gotten a little jaded
toward) comes along for a little action & now SHE'S getting me all hot & bothered
& then, of course, along comes my bride-to-be from Club #2, having already pleasured
Valjean & Norman a bit, dancing alluringly in front of me, my eyes locked on her like
she's a watch some hypnotist is waving before me & we both know I'm falling under her
spell & I clutch her to me & slobber all over her & start babbling
incoherently & she won't have any of it cause she says I wouldn't let her finish me
off at the other place & ditched her for my LF & I tell her the God's honest
truth: that it was of course all my LF's fault, that I don't give a shit about that hag
& was just trying to get her off my case, but now that we're alone together at last I
know we're soul mates & she should ditch her boyfriend & marry me & we could
live together happily ever after at maybe $5/song, & she ain't buying any of it (no
girl ever does, alas!), but she's still working me & I'm going crazy & I know I
gotta stop now cause I know if I take her in the back I'm gonna want it all & I
suspect there's a chance she'd give it to me, even tho that's against the rules here,
& I don't wanna spend that kinda money, I'm already over budget for the night, so I
tell her we gotta stop & of course her hand goes on to my crotch at that point&
I'm about to go thru the ceiling, but I somehow summon up the will to tell her I really
can't do any more tonight & she takes it like a good sport & insists on giving me
her number, which she finally writes out when I can't remember it after 10 tries. I do put
it in my pocket--but if ********* answers, I swear I'm gonna hang up.
She then waltzes off like a dream to find her next victim & I join VJ at the bar.
Norman says good night & leaves & I sit & bullshit with VJ for a while about
what a good night it's been & about the board & about how that girl is driving me
up the wall & he takes another table dance or 2 & we talk a few more minutes &
then I see it's midnight so I say good night & walk out.
I'm a little hungry, so I decide to get something at the nearby White Castle. Normally a
dumb move, but on a night as terrific as this, even that shit doesn't taste too bad.
THE CREW:
I think we really lucked out with the locations, everything was good in its own way &
Club #2 was exceptionally so, but as much as the girls had to do with it, I think being
out with these guys was an even greater part of things turning out so well. It was really
great to finally meet people I've read & interacted with a bit on the board, like
Justin & Clubber & The King & getting to know some slightly less familiar
posters like Mr. Painstein, who's posted a little more lately than he used to &
Norman, who just joined, & our even newer British friend X with all the numbers I
can't remember, who I think (& certainly hope) enjoyed himself a lot Tuesday night. I
was sorry I didn't get a chance to talk more than a little with Harmfanx, who you gotta
admire for trekking all the way in from Massachusetts for this--now THAT'S a guy with a
hard-on! And I don't know if I said more than 2 words to Snaykee, who goes back a long way
on the board. Sorry I missed you, Snayk, hope to spend more time with you next time.
You can only get to know people so well in a few hours, especially when you're also trying
to bang babes, but the spirit of fun & enthusiasm in this group was tangible &
contagious IMHO. And going to these spots AS A GROUP increased the fun exponentially IMHO.
Club #2 woulda been fun Tuesday for anybody, but I think all of us being there together
made it much more EXCITING! And you can imagine the lift it musta given those girls to
turn what was probably a fair to slow typical Tuesday into a payday with the arrival of a
bunch of idiots looking to party. They certainly seemed more than ready for us & gave
us all we could handle & then some.
If we do this again (& I certainly hope we do), I think it'll only get better as we
get to know each other better & relax with each other more.
VALJEAN:
Lotsa people have thanked Valjean already for his work on the party & I'll certainly
second that. Sure, maybe as he says he's not the only one who can do this, but he's far
& away the most suited & was certainly NECESSARY to get this off the ground
originally. He not only has the background & knowledge of the scene, but his
leadership, interest, graciousness, consideration & commitment to doing a good job are
rare qualities in today's world & are precisely the things that made this a success
for all of us.
Out of 12 people (all of whom had never met each other) who said they'd definitely come,
10 actually showed up. To me, that's phenomenal & VJ deserves ALL the credit for that.
What he hasn't gotten ENUF credit for IMHO is how he's made this BOARD such a vastly more
entertaining place to hang out. Promoting on other boards, posting pics regularly, coming
up with charts, systems, concepts, ideas, organizing the email list, generously sharing
his knowledge & insights about SCs, always answering questions from posters, inviting
in dancers & others--it's no surprise the club has grown so much in numbers &
postings have increased so much. His interest & fascination with this business is
contagious & just naturally lures folks in & his obvious consideration &
good-naturedness makes them feel comfortable & keeps them here.
Thanks for the board, Valjean.
And as far as ASS-Cons go, I'm with you on the next one of those too, kemosabe.
Although, shit--too many more of these & I don't know HOW much longer I'll be able to
hang on to my virginity!
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