ASSCon-LV2, 1/11/97

Thank you Mark Green for hosting and providing the venue.  You know
how to throw a party.  

This was by far the BEST ASSCon-* so far.  I had a friggin' BLAST!

Rule #1:  Always bring your own Dancers.

We had 5 of our own, and they were the HOTTEST babes in the whole damn
club!  JasmineTea, Ginger, Lydia, Brooke Waters, and well, I'm sure
other ASSCers will have PLENTY to say about my special guest,
MissMolli...

ASSC Factoid #1:  ASSCing is alive and well!  

Hi JasmineTea, glad to finally meet you, and I'll get back to you...

Hey Molli, I think you killed Marc182.  All the better.  ;o)

Ok, Jasmine, I'm back... OOOooo... they're real?  

So Brooke, can I be in your next stage show?
I just wanna throw shit off the stage.

Ginger, ( * )!( * )
!=The Little Pope... heh heh... that was cool...
And again Gin, YOU LOOKED FUCKIN' HOT!!
!!=Double hard on.

Dial Lydia976, beep-beep-bwoop... beep-bwoop-beep-beep... ring ring...
*click*  HellOOoo... Gothic Goddess here... Lick me...

Ha ha, look at Marc, Teena... tell him to button up his shirt.  I
think he's in heaven.  Psssst... Molli, grab him harder!  Whoa, Teena!

I was referring to them, not me!

Yo, LMR, "it's" alive and well... I love it!

Well Molli, how do Teena's t*ts taste?  MMMmmm... you're right...
And Teena, how do Molli's t*ts taste?  Abby?  Any arguments?

Don't worry Z Bone, when you come to SF, I'll handle it, no problem.

Go SpeedRacer, Go SpeedRacer, Go SpeedRacer, GOOoo...

Woof woof Bubba!  HEEL!  Lick MissMolli's toes, NOW!  Good pup...

Uhhh... JayJ?  Joshman?  You guys ain't bored, are you?

Teena, you're sweating.  Ok, I'll slow down 'til you catch your
breath...

No Laar!  That was not MY tongue in your mouth.

What Link?  You never met Molli?  Wait here...
Don't worry Trighap, Molli will be right back...

Mark Green told me there were 95 girls on the shift, and CP1 met them
all!  Looks like Edgewise did, too, albeit in a more efficient manner.
2 - 3 at a time.

What Z Bone?  You never met Molli?  Wait here...  
like I said, Trighap, Molli will be right back...

I guess JustPhil can't count higher than 37... seconds that is...

Laar - "The Pope's jumping out of his skin!"
AbNormal - "No he's not.  He's just having a GREAT fucking time!"

Baaa baaa SICK66 Sheep, have you any wool...?  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

What's the EV rating SirKay?

Now now Teena, Molli and I aren't the only naughty ones...