In article <33b206fe.0@207.17.227.6>, man.hole.cover@in.love.org.asm (Real
Wild Child) wrote:

- Anyone care to share their best comeback lines for when a dancer just
- can't believe that no means no! Especially when she whines back to you the
- question: "Why not?"
- 

10. Hi, my name's Bill Johnson, have you thought about your life insurance
needs lately?

9. I'm feeling a little off since my colostomy bag broke a couple of minutes ago

8. Hey, you're not supposed to be able to see me, I'm invisible when my hat
is 

7. My mother was scared by a tatooed lady when she was carrying me, I'm
still in therapy.

6. You're not carrying any bread or mustard, are you? I just can't enjoy
dancers without them.

5.  need fresh meat, full moon! 

4. I'm only into chicks who look like Don King. Got any hair styling gel in
the dressing room?

3. Mommy would punish me if she found out I'd been bad.

2. No can do, this planet is boring, have to go home.

1. Get Away! Get Away! Its eating its way out! Agggghhhhhhh! 
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