The Little Black Book™ (The LBB™), by als

The Little Black Book™

(The LBB™)

v 1.12.96

Final Edition

by als

IN CLOSING...

This 'Book' was worth every ounce of effort I could muster to keep it accurate.

I have no regrets whatsoever.

Moreover, the success of this 'Book' was made possible by all of the contributions of fellow ASSCers.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart!

A special thanks to LAAR for the doing the HTML layout.
Thanks a Million!
laar@ix.netcom.com

A wise man once told me:

Beauty can be found where ever you look...

as long as your mind is open...

Format: Name, Nationality, Stats, "Her Remarks", [Editor's and ASSCers remarks and ratings:]

RATING SYSTEM:

STAGE: SS=good, SSS=very good, SSSS=Sensual, Sinful, Sexual, Sensational!

LAP: LL=good, LLL=very good, LLLL=She thinks I'm Santa Clause!

WALL: WW=good, WWW=very good, WWWW=I'm the WALL, she's PAINT!

Lap/Wall MILEAGE: M=fair, MM=good, MMM=very good, MMMM=Call the EPA!

ATTITUDE: AA=good, AAA=very good, AAAA=Hey MOM, I want you to meet a friend of mine!

Curtain Call...

EDIE, Chinese/Russian, 5'9", 120, dark brown hair, brown eyes

"BYE BYE everybody... well..."

als: ...not everybody. ;-): [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

AD: I just knew that I was going to die and go to Heaven.: [SSS LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Bubba: Breathtaking beauty... very revealing stage show!: [SSSS]

Tiger: Edie is gorgeous. Edie can bother me anytime!: [SSSS AAAA]

NiteOwl: My favorite, I can't get enough of her!: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

Don Won: Genuinely pleasant and low-key; sensuous touch.: [LLL/MMM AAAA]

Larry from IL.: Dynamite body, lovely face, great personality. I can't believe that she didn't have a prom date. Highly recommended.: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

JP: Edie to JP - "You need to wear thinner pants!"

Dsac: She alone is worth the trip to San Francisco!: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Verde: Tall, slim, perfectly proportioned. Porcelain skin.

Rando: Edie and Lacy's Stage Show: Now there's something you just don't see every day. I have only regrets that I didn't get to talk with her more than a couple of sentences or get a dance from her. C'est la vie.

Curious George: She's beautiful, need I say more? She plucks my strings of love like a violin. Hamilton, Edie's no myth.: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

PRINCESS, Hispanic, 5'0", 100, blk hair, blu eyes

"You'll have to LICK it, so we can KICK it. You better take ALL the balloons, I had to grind a LOT of dick to pay for those!"

als: You 'CREAMED' me, now LICK it off you little Munchkin!: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

AD: The girl was good, DAMN she was good!: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM AAA]

DougLee: So aptly named. just about everybody's favorite. You'll just have to find out why for yourself.: [SSS LLLL/MMM AAAA]

Bubba: Oh how she fills them 'Dazzey Dukes'!!!: [SSSS AAAA]

PH: Hot & nasty stage dance, friendly. Her lap dance? !!!! [SSS LLLL/MMM AAA]

Rudeboy: baby's got back! she's a Deb!

NiteOwl: you just can't help but like her.: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Saxbeat: she's so nice, she wouldn't kill me even if I begged her to!: [SSSS LLL AAAA]

Slick: so awesome, she gave me a nosebleed, literally.

Verde: did a great grind; an understanding of male genetalia.

Rando: Very smooth.

Curious George:: [SSSS AAAA]

MIA, Italian/Australian, 5'1", 105, blk hair, blue eyes

"Don't forget to call me..."

als: ...ok, ok.: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

Bubba: You pretty thing you, bring that beautiful butt back here! ;-): [SSSS]

DougLee: Hey, she spoke to me!: [SSS LLL WW]

Rudeboy: Awesomely gorgeous woman. reminds me of Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks.: [SSSS LLLL/MMM AAAA]

Tiger: I fondled her hidden crewcut.: [SSS LLL/MM AAA]

PH: GREAT body, very sexy stage show.

Mr. Deviant: I think MIA is THE finest babe here.

Ender: What can I say. She combines cute, sexy, and seductive all in one package. If there's a God in this world, I hope I can (at the very least) have dinner with a girl like that.

Curious George:: [SSS LLL AAA]

MARIA, Italian

"Sure, I'll cook Xmas dinner for your whole family..."

als: ...but I'm already stuffed!: [SSSS AAAA]

DougLee: Genuine, affectionate, dancing eyes, brilliant smile. Every club should have a Maria.: [SSS LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Bubba: So enthusiastic, they're dancin' in the aisles! very enthusiastic, genuinely happy, great big smile. she'll melt you with her touch!: [SSSS AAAA]

Dsac: Next time I'm gonna wear a turtleneck - it'll make things real interesting.: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM WWWW/MMMM AAAA]

Rudeboy: My self-esteem got a boost.... I'm still interested.....oh, and she had a great ass. For a Brooklynite, she was awfully nice.: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Slick: awesome

Curious George: All the beautiful sounds of the World in a single word: Maria.

CRIMSON, Irish, 5'6", 115, red hair, green eyes

"I'm FUN and CURVY"

als: Funner than Highway 1 on a clear day in my SL500. A Dame of Hearts.: [SSSS AAAA]

DougLee: She has a very plush body.: [SSS LLL/MMM AAA]

Jlay: I think she has a sweet heart.: [AAAA]

Larry from IL.: Attractive and sensuous.: [SSSS]

JESSICA, Swedish/American, 5'5", 120, blonde hair, blue eyes

"I love my butt, isn't it wonderful that my butt can bring so much happiness to so many?"

als: Yep, and the Chez Paree awaits you...: [SSSS AAAA]

Bubba: I'll help you ventilate, anytime.: [SSSS AAAA]

Tiger: Jessica is now one of my favorites.: [SSSS LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

NiteOwl: Beautiful, sexy, stylish, friendly... was it all just a dream?: [SSSS LLL/MMMM AAAA]

Dsac: Guess what I'm asking Santa for Christmas? :): [SSSS LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Ed Tuza 9: Ahhhh yes, so wonderful indeed.: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

TIKI, German/Irish, 5'9", 130, strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes

"Are you guys hungry?"

als: TIKI and chocolate cake, WATCH OUT BELOW!! Un-F*ckin'-Forgettable!! Stockings, Candles, and Chocolate Cake NEVER tasted so SWEET before!: [SSSS AAAA]

Bubba:...two perverts in love... She's the icing on my cake, and the sweetest I've ever tasted!: [AAAA SSSS LLLL/MMMM]

Mr. Deviant: Yup, she 'did it'! AMAZING! What stands out about her is that she really enjoys her job and her wonderful attitude. This struck me more than her 'wildness' - that can be summed be with a quote of hers, "I've been a bad girl, slap me" I promptly obeyed!!: [SSSS LLLL/MMM WWWW/MMM AAAA]

DougLee: (Just shook his head.) "Unbelievable!"

Tiger: I will NEVER forget what I just saw!: [SSSS AAAA]

Ender: I don't think I'll ever see M&Ms the same way ever again. Mmm Mmm. Finger lickin' good.

DESIREE, Swedish/French, 5'8", 115, blonde hair, blue eyes

"Just NAME it, I'll DO it..."

als: please continue to be one of the HOTTEST Dancers I've ever seen! Good luck in the future.: [SSSS AAAA]

KAT, Hungarian/Italian/Irish, 5'3", 110 (that's my real weight, not the weight on my drivers license), drk brwn hair, green eyes

"I don't have sugar coated words for you, I'm just going to tell you that I like to FUCK and you'd be damn sorry if I turned into a pizza and a six pack afterwards! S/M is the cherry on my sundae, btw."

als: This KAT won't need 9 lives to succeed. No doubt you'll land firmly on your feet.: [SSSS AAAA]

DougLee: Seeing is believing! Hi Kat!

Rudeboy: This Kat can either purr or claw you into submission.: [SSSS LLL/MMM AAAA]

PH: Grrr....!

Mr. Deviant: Anyone who thinks all dancers are not intelligent, meet Kat!

Cunning625: If you've experienced Kat, I don't need to tell you anything; if you haven't, there aren't words to tell you what you've missed. Follow her wherever she goes.....even if it means leaving the planet.....it'll be worth the trip."

Verde: Great butt, long soft hair, though the pierced eyebrow kind of creeps me out.

Ender: Thanks for coming out on stage with the Private schoolgirl uniform. That is easily one of my most favorite fetishes of all time. Whew!

Saxbeat: Beyond ratings. The dancer that killed Saxbeat.

Rando: Even though I only got to talk with her for 5 minutes, proved to me that she is as down to earth and intelligent as any person I met on the San Fran trip. And she did make me pull a hamstring.

LUCKY, 5'8", black hair, brown eyes

als: She's an AOLer, and I got 10 free hours.

The Sophomore: LUCKY is pretty nice.

Verde: Wanton, uninhibited, awesome smile. My absolute favorite stage show of the night. LAP: just like her stage show, very sensuous.

CQue: Yes, I believe getting Lucky might become a regular habit for me.: [LLLL/MMMM]

FLEUR, French, 5'2", 100, rouge hair, bleu eyes

"I hope you're enjoying the show!"

als: Ou les lions la-bas vont boire...: [SSSS AAAA]

TRIXIE, Irish Air Force Brat, 5'0", 103, red hair, hazel eyes

"Let the South make you rise again! I'll try anything!"

als: I'm from the West, and I have risen! Try 1-800-LAPDNCE!: [SSSS AAAA]

NiteOwl: Her accent alone gave me a rise, don't miss her southern hospitality.: [LLL/MMMM AAAA]

Dsac: Gives new meaning to the words Southern Comfort.: [SSSS LLL/MMMM AAAA]

Verde: A petite Dixie sweetheart.

ALS, 5'4"; 104.5; blk hair; purple, green, amber, or grey eyes.

"save the last dance for me..."

EDIE: I'm shaking like a leaf! Will you marry me, ALS?: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

PRINCESS: He got me so HOT and HORNY, I went home and masturbated with the shower nozzle! Money's no object in his case.: [LLLL/who cares! AAAA]

MARIA: Well, hmmm. Cute, but too bony and expensive. I better bake him a few more cakes.: [L/M AAAA]

MIMI: His lap dance SUCKS! But, I'd STILL do him. Put on some weight sweetie.: [L/M AAAA]

JESSSICA: Smooth, Deep, and Luscious! Better than a single non-fat latte. Can I have another?: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

MIA: What are you DOING? You need some practice!: [L/M AAAA]

TIKI: OOOooo, not bad, but I think more lessons are in order.: [LL/MMMM AAAA]

PHOEBE: 1st lap - Better lap dance than I could've ever dreamed of from such a bony little butt! $$$$ and worth it! 2nd lap - he puts those butt bones in all the right places!: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

SARAH: Oh GOD, I can't remember the last time I had multiple orgasms!!: [LLLL/MMMM AAAA]

Pelican Head: Cool hair, judgment reserved on the rest until he gets onstage, strips nekkid and shakes his thang.

Rudeboy: Didn't do it for me - I hate bony asses. I'm sorry, I thought you knew.


DougLee: Really? *My* mileage was GREAT! Too bad about the bony ass, though, and the flat chest didn't do much for me either.: [L/MMMM AAAA]

Bubba: Redecided that bony butts don't do THAT much for me, no matter how they're used. Sorry.: [L/MMMM AAAA]

Saxbeat: (Visual appraisal only) The guy grinds like a mofo. There's no way I'd let him dance for me, I might get excited and freak us both out!: [AAAA]

Curious George: I loved every minute of it, Money well spent!: [LLLL/M AAAA]

13... to end on that number... fate is taunting me...

The Last Pages...

NCSFPUB

New Century SF Editorial
New Century SF LBB(tm), the 'Little Black Book'
http://www.NCSFPUB.com
New Century SF, A Field Agents Review

Board of Directors

ALS
Founding Author
Chairman of the Board
CEO, President, Editor-in-Chief

"it's time, als, it's time..."
"The NC has been one of those life's experiences that I wouldn't trade for anything"
als@ix.netcom.com

Bubba
Vice-Chairman of the Board
Senior Vice-President
Museum Curator
"Just a perv, RFC"
"Thanks, NC. It was a fun six-and-a-half years!"
bth@ix.netcom.com

Tiger
Director
Senior Vice-President
Consiglieri
"The NC, though a coffer of corruption, was the center of a circle,
beyond whose circumference we now pass."
tiger@gnn.com

DougLee
Director
Senior Vice-President
"But then, I'd kill you all for a tic-tac!"
"For the romantics, I look really cute in a loincloth."
douglee@netcom.com

PH
Director
Senior Vice-President
Consiglieri
"Women could do men so much good so easily."
pelhead@uclink3.berkeley.edu

IRL
Director
Senior Vice-President
WEB Page Archivist/Technician
"The NC rules!"
irl@ncsfpub.com

Field Staff

(ASSCers that contribute to this publication)

The Rudeboy
"...And in the end, The love you take is equal to the love you make...."
an307821@anon.penet.fi

Mr. Deviant
"I was depressed when I first heard of the changes at the NC but now it's really no big deal because the ASSC group has survived and the dancers with half a brain will survive. The fun continues..."
linl@sdg.com

Jlay
"sorry, i can't think of anything cool to say"
jlay@hooked.net

McCavity
"That (12/01) was one of the very best club visits I can ever remember."

Cunning625
"In the spirit of ASS-C, staff, lurkers, dancers, and all, let's not look upon this as an end, but a beginning.....the beginning of a quest to find a new club, a different club, one which we will all, by our presence, make a better club. We will remember the NC as the place where we made our friendships. They will simply grow in a different place."
cunning625@aol.com

Ender
"All in all a pretty good evening."
an467905@anon.penet.fi

CQue
The 1995 version of the New Century Theater defined a legendary era in ASSC history; we might go on to have more fun, but we'll never reproduce the unique feeling that was generated during that time. MEAGAN(!!!) forever!
an411085@anon.penet.fi

Saxbeat
"NCT: The only club where I've found spiritual enlightenment. Some of the best people I have ever met. I never guessed NCT would change my life, but it did."
saxbeat@aol.com

Rando
"The NCT, with you guys, in its dying spasms, still was a very enjoyable experience for me and raised my expectations of assc'ing a notch or two. You already know what a treasure trove on ladies you had to deal with, but others should appreciate the way in which you (and the rest of the guys there on wed/fri) deal with the girls - mutual respect."
rando@u.arizona.edu

Don Won
"ALS's New Century LBB was a special achievement that touched the lives of many in a very positive way. It will live on in the collective memory of ASSCers, part of the shared experience that forms the basis of our camaraderie. We look forward to witnessing its reincarnation at a new location."
aci@netcom.com

NiteOwl
"I guess I'll just have to move to SF..."
an364223@anon.penet.fi

Dsac
"NC definitely gets two thumbs up from me!!!"

Verde
"When I'm in the mood for real people, I'll pick the NC. All in all, an excellent night."
an409452@anon.penet.fi

Ed Tuza 9
"The A.S.S-C camaraderie was fun to be a part of."
edtuza9@aol.com

Solo Polyphony
"So, will I be back? Yep."
solo.polyphony@teamhbbs.com

Atomic D0g
"For a real good time...NCT!!!"
atomicd0g@aol.com

Larry from IL.
"Bottom line is NCT is the best overall."
larrys@cencom.net

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