From: j0sh@ix.netcom.com (j.)

Subject: top 10 reasons you dont lap with her anymore



10  cque asked you to be his control group

9   you find out youre gay

9a  you find out shes a "lezbo"

9b  you find out shes not a "lezbo"

8   you hate being thought of as a customer

8a  you hate thinking of yourself as a customer

7   you are the posterchild for the "als/douglee 12 step program"

6   you got to know her and began to like her

5   you went to costco a bought a vat of vaseline

4   you quit your job and became an ic

3   you and ender did cost/benefit analyses for lap dances

    and absolut-cranberrys and figured out vodka

    has a higher buzz quotient and is less addicitve

2   you want to prove to yourself that you are still

    "anonymous" in your favorite sc by checking

    how many people realize deviations in your

    lapdance frequency and by noting their

    reactions

1   "damnit, i say where, i say when, i say how much"