From: EYE <iiiii@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: ASSC: A Pervert in Therapy
Date: Mon, 02 Dec 1996

One minute of free association in the mind of a narrow minded pervert:

ASSC-->Strip Clubs
Strip Clubs--> Stripper
Stripper--> Kitty
Kitty--> Kat
Kat--> Katherine 
Katherine--> Kennedy
Kennedy--> Politician
Politician--> Dole
Dole--> Dead End
Dead End-->Corrado's (Sunset Park, Brooklyn)
Corrado's--> Brazilian Night
Brazilian--> Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras--> Melody Club (Times Square 1970s and '80s)
Melody--> Harmony
Harmony-->NYC Zoning Laws
NYC Zoning Laws--> Giuliani
Giuliani--> Nazi
Nazi--> "Cabaret" (the movie)
Cabaret--> Blue Angel
Blue Angel--> Fire Eating Lesbian Performers
Lesbian Performers--> Jade Blue Eclipse
Jade Blue Eclipse--> Chez Paree, S.F.
Chez Paree--> Bubba
Bubba-->Clinton
Clinton--> Gennifer Flowers
Gennifer Flowers--> Buxom Occasional Blonde
Buxom Occasional Blonde--> B.O.B.
B.O.B.--> Bob
Bob-->Bob Smyth
Bob Smyth--> B.S.
B.S.--> Ginger (*just* kidding!)
Ginger--> Snaps
Snaps--> G String
G String--> Gloria
Gloria--> Non Stop Lap Dance
Non Stop Lap Dance--> 48
48--> Z Bone
Z Bone--> Saxbeat
Saxbeat--> Epiphany
Epiphany--> Religion
Religion--> Obsession
Obsession--> Calvin Klein
Calvin Klein--> Pedophilia
Pedophilia-->Internet
Internet-->Spam
Spam--> Bad Food
Bad Food--> Strip Club Buffet
Strip Club Buffet--> Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Buffett--> Dubious Florida Culture
Dubious Florida Culture--> Carl Haiassen
Carl Haiassen--> CMG
CMG-->Cumberbund
Cumberbund-->Rifle
Rifle--> "Ratso/Somewhere"
Ratso --> Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman--> "The Graduate"
"The Graduate"--> Great tassle twirling scene
Great tassle twirling scene--> BIG ones
BIG ones--> Michelle from Flatbush
Michelle from Flatbush--> Thigh High Leather Boots
Thigh High Leather Boots--> Depleted Bank Account
Depleted Bank Account--> Guilt
Guilt--> Strip-Club Obsession
Strip-Club Obsession--> ASSC