The comments in "{{ }}" serve as an historical narrative of sorts.
Some comments can be considered 'between-the-lines', and some
simply convey my feelings of today.
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/06/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
BULLETIN:
1) Wallpads; Shares 'Measure P' (The Legalization of Gambling,
Prostitution, and Acid) on the upcoming ballot.
2) Juice Bar Update: the Juice should be Barred from dating.
Seven) Quick opinion: SEE IT!
9) Sam: QVC is having a sale on CZ lapel pins. Only 2 minutes left
to call.
{{ referring to Sam Conti's 'Cracker Jack Prize' quality jewelry. }}
NEW FINDS:
TIKI is so WILD, it's a wonder she survives. I barely did. She gives
enthusiasm a whole new definition. I wonder what TIKI's like back at
the hut?
{{ WILD turned out to be the understatement of the decade. }}
JESSICA put on a true 'Striptease'. After her set the janitor quickly
swept up all the jaws off the floor. Their was confusion, but we all
got our correct jaw back eventually.
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
After a slow start this evening, things really picked up around 10pm.
DougLee and Serious Steve strolled in and got busy. Rudeboy joined the
party about 10:30. (You'll have to catch up on DougLee's adventures in
his article.)
Was it just me, Rudeboy, or did every dancer I saw hit the mark tonite
on stage? Here's the order I saw it in:
NOEL is spoiling me, she's so damn consistently sexy. Can it be that
easy?
HOLLY's set had the crowd glued to their seats. DMH, you weren't
kidding about the lotion. Nothing else mattered. Mmmmm mmmmm...
MEAGAN put on her BEST set ever, and I've seen PLENTY of 'em. The 1st
song, Il Me Dit Que Je Suis Belle (He Tells Me I'm Beautiful), said it
all. To me, she is beautiful. All the other eyes that saw her said
so, too.
AVA, DougLee's 'Goddess', slithered like a Gothic Snake. There MUST be
a poem about her somewhere, someplace.
PRINCESS rode the 'Double Dutch Bus' all the way to school in her
little uniform. It looked as close as you can legally get to, well,
you know ;-). Fittingly, 'Me So Horny' followed. How'd she know?
PORSCHE had it in HIGH GEAR again! Zer0 to 145 in 3 songs. Maybe I
shouldn't buy that Ferrari after all.
And for dessert, MIA! The VIP seats along both sides of the stage were
full. Rudeboy and I sat in the two seats at the end of the runway. I
can't find the words to desribe her set. Picture this: 1) MIA strikes
a pose. 2) Two ASSC'ers (who've seen MIA's stage set countless times)
turn towards each other, raise their eyebrows, and say nothing. 3)
GOTO #1...
DougLee finally comes down from the VIP Playpen after 1hr 45min. He
can't walk a straight line... He appears to be dehydrated... He is
wearing a snake skin vest...
Glutony, Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Envy, A.S.S-C {{ replaces Wrath }}
Engaged to one of the Se7en,
ALS
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/11/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
BULLETIN:
11) Complete unabridged Thesaurus of tonight's DJ: Yeeeooowww & Baby
NEW FINDS:
Some people have it. Some people don't.
JOSIE HAS IT!
I especially love how she projects it.
When Josie stands, you sense it.
When Josie walks, you see it.
When Josie talks, you feel it.
When Josie dances, you are consumed by it.
She has completely dressed me in it.
Jean Paul, Coco. Coco, Jean Paul.
For those of you who don't get it, forget it.
AtomicD0g found it. I never doubted it.
Tonite, I FINALLY had the chance to encounter it.
{{ JOSIE uses the name VIVA at the CP now. But I'm starting to call
her Coco. She STILL has it. }}
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
CRIMSON Jihad. She's definitely worth engaging in one over. NO LIE!
It would be a work of art. Shall I call Herb Ritts?
NOEL, not the first one, the ONLY one. I'll risk being poor.
PRINCESS gives one HELL of a kiss. She'll make you feel like a KING!
;-)
MIA, "Yes, I did see her. She's such a precious little life form.
Don't you ever let her down!"
I'll just have to WISH for it,
ALS
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Excerpt from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/13/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
BULLETIN:
10) Revised Thesaurus of tonight's DJ: Baby & Yeeeooowww
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
I saw MIA 1st. Became speechless. Could only use Sign Language, "You
made my heart cry. Money's not worth tears." What a way to start the
evening!
MARIA knew I was coming so she baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a
cake... everybody now, sing a long. Took it to my dinner appt. and
devoured it. Almost as delicious as her stage set!!
Left the club for a 3 hour power dinner and came back @ 10:30.
JESSICA just finished, DAMN! Next time I'll just have to take her
with me, and all my other favorites that I missed, too. Awesome
lineup and I missed the meat of it.
PHOEBE's stage set got the place pumped! Maria & I couldn't help but
dance in the aisles! After PHOEBE got off stage, I gave her one of my
SEXIEST lap dances ever. Had to tell her repeatedly: "Keep your hands
off, or I'll take you home with me! Are you wearing a condom?" I got
so worked up, Curious George & Rudeboy had to hose me down.
'Little Black Book' supplement:
ALS, 5'4"; 104.5; blk hair; blue, purple, green, amber, or grey eyes.
"This is my 1st day here at the New Century"
Phoebe: "better lap dance than I could've ever from such a bony little
butt! $$$$ and worth it!" --> [ LLLL/M AAAA ] ;-)
We kept the ASSC'ing alive @ Mel's diner, mythifying our close
encounters.
Would you like some company?
ALS
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/18/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
BULLETIN:
1) Wallpads hold up Juice Bar.
2) Juice Bar held up by Wallpads.
9) The clubs' owner has filed for Chapter 11, a Reorganization.
I feel his motives are clear. Make the dancers pay.
{{ Whatcha gonna do now Sam? Don't forget... }}
10) Sam: What would you be without your clubs?
{{ ...no money, no friends. }}
13) DougLee: We had a GREAT fuckin' time as usual, eh?
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
Well, a slow nite as usual. Good for customers that like extended
attention.
I arrive at about 6:30 and make my usual rounds saying 'hi' to
everybody. Before you know it, it's 8:30! CARMEN was the first one I
met tonite. We, (I), discussed eating sushi off of her sexy bod.
Eating it makes her high and gets her adrenaline pumping. Guess what
I brought back to eat at 9:30 pm? She wasn't kidding. If that wasn't
an orgasm she had, then I need to re-take Sex-Ed.
{{ I ran into CARMEN at my favorite sushi bar the night before. Guess
what I dreamed of that night? }}
CRIMSON couldn't keep her fingers out of the wasabi! Hmmm... how many
units is Sex-Ed...?
PRINCESS did a Munchkin routine. Had a great time with it. She took
the lollipop I'd been sucking on all night right out of my mouth!
{{ And stuck it where the sun don't shine. }}
What time does Sex-Ed start?
MARIA had that 'Vogue' thang going. And we was dancin' on the
ceiling. Who's teaching Sex-Ed this semester?
MIMI, ummm... can I have my shoe back? It gets stage fright and its
scared of naked women. Are there any good movies in Sex-Ed?
MIA was as MIA as MIA always is. Paralyzing. I had better get a
pace-maker, SOON! MIA is a good reason to Major in Sex-Ed.
Now it's about 12:30 am. I take a quick look around the theater.
"Doug, we are the ONLY ones in here!" We raise our hands in the air,
YES! We OWN this joint. PRINCESS yanks Doug out of his seat and
they start dancing in the Juice Bar area (I knew we'd find a use for
it eventually). I start showing MARIA, MIMI, and PHOEBE a few of my
dance moves as well, in addition to a free lesson on how they should
sache down the runway during the Preview. The 3 girls decide to gang-
tackle PORSCHE while she's on stage and engage in a WILD 4-some! If
Sex-Ed is anything like this, SIGN ME UP!
Finally, I gave lap dance tips/lessons to PRINCESS and MARIA, and
DougLee.
What's this? 3 customers walking in @ 1:15 am?
Ummm, excuse me... Excuse me... Sir? Could you guys, like, you
know, like, uhhh... LEAVE?
We're closed!
ALS
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Excerpt from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/25/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
REVIEW:
Catalina L'Amour definitely kept me interested during her 10:30 show.
LBB(tm) Sr. Exec. Author/Editor Bubba was at the center of the action.
Getting whipped by Catalina HARD, and then he got to whip her ASS even
HARDER.
To top it off, Catalina used her whip handle to please herself.
NEW FINDS:
FLEUR. WOW! She's so cute and has a GREAT shape. Stage dance was
truly outstanding. 1st song was from "The Last Temptation of Christ".
Her set became MY last temptation also. Can someone please remove
these nails?
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
I was only in attendance from 8:30 to 11:30, still awfully tired from
my vacation. PRINCESS, MARIA, MIMI, MIA, and NOEL made my time pass
effortlessly. They could tell I was worn down. None of my fav's hit
the stage while I was there. I just rambled a little about my
vacation and caught up with Bubba while getting backrubs, neckrubs,
scalp massages, etc...
As it turns out, they turned my evening into a great time.
Total cost: $0.00
{{ That comment alone will ring in infamy. Thus was born the
"$5 Lapdance" thread. One of the hottest, longest running threads
ever on ASSC! DougLee vs. KAT! }}
Hope I recover by Friday,
ALS
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/27/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
BULLETIN:
8) The first row of theater seats that face the Juice Bar is now my
designated ASSC conference area.
{{ First day in "The Office". }}
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
Popped in @ 6:45. ASSC'ed with Curious George until around 7:30.
Returned @ 8:30. Made the usual rounds saying 'hi' to my fav's of the
night. Rudeboy strolled in around 10, hung out with Curious George, a
lurker and myself. The 'meat' of ASSC'ing is trading notes. KAT
ASSC'ed with us for a while, too. She's one super cool babe!
Whoa, 10:30, time to get busy.
TIKI on stage... 3rd song... whip in her hand... eventually sache's to
end of runway... whip in MY hand... TIKI bend's over... butt in my
face... CRACK... Yeeooww... CRACK... OOOooo... CRACK... Yes!!!...
Wide-eyed audience... TIKI turns over... legs spread... CRACK...
Yeeooww... CRACK... OOOooo... CRACK... Ummmmppff... end of set...
Whew, I'M beat ;-)...
I've mentioned EDIE before. She is also one of Curious Georges fav's.
I must say that EDIE posseses extraordinary beauty and an equally
sensual aura. She surprised me by requesting a lap dance from me. As
soon as I sat down, she HELD me down. Wouldn't let me go. I had no
choice but to grind like a pro and lick her ear. Can't think straight
right now. I'm sure some details got lost in the transition... can't
stop smiling...
{{ ...and I haven't. }}
So much more happened tonite. Still drained from vacation. In a
nutshell:
MIKA - Ooo la la. HOLLY - YES! MEAGAN on stage - WOW! MEAGAN with
the lurker - lurker in Heaven! KAT on stage - Homerun. KAT with
Rudeboy - caught in a vacuum. PORSCHE on stage - Pumpin' and Jumpin'.
EDIE with Curious George - Hallelujah! MARIA with Curious George - Uh
Huh. MARIA in front of me, TIKI behind me - an ALS sandwich dancing
down the aisle. MARIA on my left, PRINCESS on my lap, PORSCHE on my
right - people staring. MARIA on my left, PRINCESS on my right - I'm
still smiling...
Almost recovered,
ALS
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 10/31/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, New Finds, Favorites/Social Notes
FAVORITES/SOCIAL NOTES:
ASSC'ed with the 'London Bloke' @ 7:15, we OWN the joint. Only 10
dancer's on the list tonite. - click click tick, tick click tick,
ding - Cool, that's 5 a piece! Left at 8, back at 11.
Who's in the house? Curious George and John Doe, picking up where I
had left off.
Trick or Treat? ALL TREATS!
Due to the small # of dancers tonite, each dancer hit the stage 3
times. Just before I left, JESSICA was on so I HAD to stay. Only one
problem. How will I enjoy my dinner appt. without my jaw? WHO CARES!
I don't need no food to survive.
When I got back, it felt like I never left. JESSICA on stage again!
So... if I never left... MMMmmm... spooky...
HOLLY's my BUDDY! (John Doe's, too)
Trick or Treat
Rub my feet
Now I'll finally
get some sleep.
THANKS MARIA!
When I finally woke up, what do I see? JESSICA on stage AGAIN! I'M
IN THE NC ZONE!!! That's it. I have no choice but to buy this place.
;-)
Sam, how much?
ALS