The comments in "{{ }}" serve as an historical narrative of sorts.
Some comments can be considered 'between-the-lines', and some
simply convey my feelings of today.
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/02/95 - AD's PARTY!!"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, New Finds, PARTY TIME!
BULLETIN:
3) Those of you netters that RSVP'd and flaked, bummer, we had a great
time!! There were 5 of us, the D0g, Doug Lee, 2 lurkers (I will not
breach ANYBODYS privacy), and myself. Hopefully one lurker will post
a report.
5) I also went to the NC Fri. night, 9/01, at midnight. A couple
quick points: 1) MIA, MIA, MIA... Momma MIA. I'm glad you weren't
dancing tonight cause there's no way I could've functioned like a
human being. Last night you took me to another galaxy. You made me
see life in other universes! 2) Lacy Rose was pretty wild!
REVIEW
This weeks star is LACEY ROSE. Last night she was wild. Tonight she
got serious! 8:00pm show she was rockin', rollin', and using her
shoes as a playtoy. Mucho energetic! 10:30pm show was best I've seen
in a while. She throws all her energy into her dances and it shows!
1st song was a tribute to her grandmother, it was a welcome change of
pace, and rather humorous. Crowd loved it! 2nd song was humpin' and
jumpin'. She put her head in the front row seat, flipped over, and
gave that guy a face full of BUTT!! YEOW!! 3rd song was Phil
Collins' "In The Air Tonight". Slow sensual dance without showing her
face behind a body net. Once the song got to the part where it JAMS
at the end, LACY was JAMMIN' the dildo HARD to the beat. AWE-FUCKIN'-
SOME!!! Better check her out before next Thursday! Wednesday is her
last day in town.
{{ 2nd best show I've ever seen, behind Brooke Waters. }}
NEW FINDS:
AVA: WOW! How does the NC find all these goddesses of late? Tonight
was her FIRST night. 5'9", 115, short black hair, sexy eyes, sensual
walk, a voice that you'd never believe until you hear it for
yourself... blatantly seductive...
{{ DougLee is not kidding when he says 'goddess'. AVA had this
indescribable presence about her. }}
OK EVERYBODY, PARTY TIME with none other than the D0G!!:
Preface: No PANTHER in the jungle. Icing on the cake.
The D0g was the first one I met. Cool, I am meeting an A.S.S-C
Legend! We get right down to it. I start introducing my fav's to him
'bone' by 'bone'. I could tell that he's ready to start fetching. In
this order, the D0g takes Sensuous, Josie, Meagan, Siren (twice),
Princess, Panther, and Samantha(?). (I might have missed a couple,
read AD's report, too!) Dude was in D0ggie heaven! I'll leave the
details for the D0g to tell. As a finale, Doug, myself, and one
lurker treated him to a triple-song final wall dance from SIREN, the
D0g's fav for the night. ARF, ARF, ARF!!!
AD! It was GREAT meeting you!!
Doug Lee was brought to me by Meagan. He had Maria, Meagan, Princess,
Samantha, Holly, AVA, and you'll have to read Doug's report for the
rest. AVA was Doug's fav. I can see why! Doug and I stayed for
AVA's turn on the stage. Good ol' Doug-ie and me got some royal
treatment from MARIA and Princess while we watched AVA. Tell
everybody how this visit ranks in your books!
The 2 lurkers weren't shy either. Maria brought one over, and I think
Princess introduced the 2nd one. They both had Meagan and Princess.
The rest was spread out among Edie, Maria, Samantha, Sensuous, and
others. It was hard for me to keep track. I REALLY hope these 2
lurkers share their experience with the group!
1 WAY TO KNOW THAT YOU GO TO A STRIP CLUB TOO OFTEN:
When you're buying a round of drinks for a Bachelor Party at the
corner Bar and Barkin' it up, your favorite dancer finds you, and says
"Hey, ALS! I'm on stage next!"
You had to be there! We were fuckin' rollin'. I was practically on
the floor. It was CLASSIC... couldn't have made that one up!
I'm proud to say that we all had a great time. The most fun for me
was meeting fellow A.S.S-Cers. Over drinks, AD blessed us with some
strip-club knowledge, I threw in my 2bits of SF knowledge and revealed
some small personal tidbits, Doug told some personal facts about
himself, and we all discussed a lot of the THREADS that have been
going on lately. Good to know that we're all 'real' people. By
meeting AD, Doug Lee, and the other 2, I can now read their
contributions to A.S.S-C with the assurance that the highest degree of
credibility exists in what they pen.
Your Host,
ALS
*****
Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/06/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, ALS' Little Black Book, New Finds
BULLETIN:
1) Wallpads/Juice Bar: Laurel/Hardy Abbott/Costello Burns/Allen Joanie/Chachi Luke/Laura Laverne/Shirley Beavis/Butthead... Am I missing anyone?
{{ Wallpads & The Juice Bar were ongoing jokes. The NC couldn't get
their collective asses together. }}
4) In case of Earthquake, run out the FRONT Doors! Building is not reinforced.
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ALS' LITTLE BLACK BOOK:
{{ This is my very first attempt at it. }}
#1 - MEAGAN, don't just read about her, MEET her. Time is running
out. (thurs thru sun, eve shifts)
#1a - PRINCESS, the NC's very own Alicia Rio clone that YOU can get to
know. AD's quote, "a firecracker" (works almost every nite, always
fri & sat)
#1c - MIA, uhhhhhh... what's my name again? ummmmm... like, where am
I? errrrrrr... is this still the milky way? (earth schedule: mon,
wed, & fri eve's. all other time continuums and astral planes not
disclosed, only MIA could take you there anyway.)
#2's - Ava (re.douglee), Edie {{ hmmm... }}, Crimson, Noel, Trixie,
Porsche, Maria, Holly, Siren (re.AtomicD0g), Senuous, Josie, Nikki,
Raven, & Bleu.
See ya Fri nite,
ALS
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Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/08/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, ALS' Little Black Book (v 1.1),
New Finds
BULLETIN:
5) Rudeboy: Finally met KAT. She's Stunning! Where were you?
{{ My first encounter with the now infamous KAT! }}
6) DougLee: "The Goddess" asked your whereabouts. Told her you were
busy fighting crime with the Boy Wonder and you would come to her
rescue soon. I loaned her the 'Signal'. Keep your eye on the sky...
7) AD: September 9, 1995 is embossed on my keyboard as the day the D0g
heeled. A nat'l ASSC Holiday that will be celebrated @ my favorite
club every year. At 6pm, I saw the mushroom cloud...
REVIEW:
This weeks feature is Alicia Rio, and that makes 2 exciting feature
stars in a row! Caught her 10:30pm set. Upbeat music, infectious
energy, & XXX audience participation!
She got the audience involved on her 3rd song. A guy sitting at the
side got to pull of her panties to expose her G-string and kiss her
ass. Then as she worked her way to the front of the stage, she let a
female customer remove her G-string. Alicia then bent over and let
the woman lick her pussy AND ass!! OH YEAH!! The populace became
insane! In finale, another patron sitting at the side of the stage
worked a dildo in Alicia and added some tonguing!!
Just when I thought I'd seen it all, Alicia handed out free, yes,
FREE, 8x10's, posters, and movies.
{{ The 3rd best feature act I've seen. }}
*****
Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/20/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Favorites, New Finds
BULLETIN:
1) Wallpads/Juice Bar: Here's a story, of a lovely lady, whose was
bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold,
like their mother. The youngest one in curls... *SLAP* OUCH! Thanks
Kat, I needed that.
7) DougLee: Tonight turned out to be pretty cool, eh? I KNOW you had
a good time. Don't you dare go to the Lost & Found (Crazy Horse &
Chez Paree).
{{ How ironic. The NC is now the Lost & Found. It just goes to show
that life works in mysterious ways. }}
FAVORITES:
What was supposed to be a 'research for LBB requests' visit turned out
to be a failure. Because too many of my fav's were there. Damn right
I'm not complaining, you all will just have to wait a little longer,
sorry, but not sorry.
Tonite, the M's had it! MEAGAN, MIA, MARIA, and MIKA (request
fulfilled) were all Magnificent, Marvelous, Masterful, and Mucho
Munchable! Especially MIA! For her stage show, she did a girl-on-
girl with SUGAR on top, munch, munch, munch, burp...
See ya Fri nite, 9/22 (6:30pm-7:45pm, 10pm-close?)
ALS
*****
Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/22/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, Favorites, Social Notes
BULLETIN:
8) DougLee: Is the NC a happy place, or what?
9) ATTENTION EVERYBODY: ASSC'ing can be a blast!
SOCIAL NOTES:
DougLee arrived before me! Guess he couldn't wait. I stroll in about
6:45 and the staff informs me that a friend of mine is inside
(DougLee). Lo and behold, Doug is at it with CRIMSON. They're
obviously having a good time. After which I fill Doug in on the
status of his 'Goddess', AVA.
{{ I had recently run into AVA on the street. She was living dead. }}
We decide to try out the new VIP seats during NOEL and CRIMSON's stage
set. The chairs have large armrests and stiff cushions for your back
and seat. I tested the chair by giving MIA a lapdance. I charged her
$100 for half a song and she LOVED it. She kept grabbing me all over
so I had to remind her of the rules, "MIA, if you continue to molest
me, I will keep grinding at no extra charge!" At 7:45, it was time
for me to leave for a while, hence, leaving Doug in the hands of MIA.
Poor Doug, literally. MIA left him in a poor state.
{{ MIA was the 1st lapdance I ever gave. }}
Upon my 10:00 return, MIA points out the PelicanHead to us. So we
gather up, get to know each other a little, exchange war stories, I
call it ASSC'ing. Shortly there after, Meagan points out the Rudeboy.
We did a quick intro and I invited him to join us. Rudeboy felt like
flying solo tonite. He had to pull the KNIFE out of his back that KAT
left behind.
A group of 9 college freshmen (8 male, 1 female) strolled in about
11pm, all wearing the same target, err, I mean shirt. Doug, P-Head,
and myself tell MIA to give the girl a lapdance (Doug's idea). The
young girl freaked out! The young guys were in shock! Girl to MIA:
"No THANK you! You can just take that somewhere else! I'm NOT
interested!" P-Head figures they're from Walnut Creek, Gap kids.
Teaching is a very rewarding experience.
Doug's activities included CRIMSON, SUGAR, MIA, and DARA.
P-Head's order of mischief: MIA, SUGAR, PRINCESS, NOEL, and ANGELIQUE.
beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep...
Gotta run - W.B. is calling, (guess which one, RJ)
ALS
{{ It was Willie Brown, not Wilkes Bashford. }}
*****
Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 9/27/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, Favorites, New Finds, Social
Notes
BULLETIN:
2) JUICE BAR: Special sale on OJ, fresh out of the can... Gimme a
DOUBLE, barkeep! OK, OK, so I'm suffering from Trial Fever...
11) Gap on Wednesdays, GQ on Fridays...
{{ Rudeboy & RJ were sub-threading me about the way I dress. }}
FAVORITES: (WOW! A great lineup tonight for my tastes.)
MIA continues to chill my spine and paralyze my heart. I was losing
my mind during her stage set. To combat her, I communicated to her
via SEE Sign Language (Signing Exact English). I'm not fluent, but I
can flirt. It was driving her nuts!
MARIA knocked 'em dead as usual. She played with my ears, tears came
out of my eyes. Uhhhhh, hold on... oh yeah, that's what I said...
drool came out of my mouth.
NEW FINDS:
CARMEN is a MUST MEET! I'm very anxious to get more info on her. Our
paths didn't manage to cross tonite, DAMN. Only caught 2nd & 3rd song
of her stage set. Now I'm 'Sleepless in San Francisco' with visions
of CARMEN floating through my head. Her bedroom eyes will fill the
clouds in my dreams. Standing in for Meg Ryan: CARMEN Standing in
for Tom Hanks: ALS **SIGH** Lights, Camera, ACTION! Don't wake me
up...
SOCIAL NOTES:
I alway knew there were lurkers in the crowd, met 3 more tonite.
So I stroll in about 6:30 looking for George (an33325). He's in the
front row affixed on Maria's stage set. [As the host, I really should
be the first one there. Where's my etiquette? ;-)] So I affix myself
in the front row as well. Once its over, we start exchanging
pleasantries and NC war/rosy stories, the dynamic duo. Turns out a
lurker is sitting two chairs over, I'll call him 'wcjd'. So now we're
a 3some, and the stories continue.
An hour or so later, Meagan points out another lurker, the 'Rancher'.
We gather up to comprise a gang of four (catch that PelicanHead?). A
moment later, I turn towards George... uhhhhh, George... where are
you? Georgie has gone on a New-Finds-Fact-Finding-Mission! RIGHT ON,
George! I'll call him Curious George from now on. I can feel the
LBB(tm) growing as we speak. In between ASSC'ing, we all manage to
fulfill our mission.
Now it's close to 10pm and CRIMSON informs me that another lurker is
in the house. I'll call him "J". Well, I didn't have time to chat
with "J" since I was dashing out for a late dinner with a friend and
to retrieve dinner for some other friends. When I got back around
11:15, the cast was gone.
So, another quiet Wed. nite at the club turns out to be another nite
of ASSC'ing. I'll take ASSC'ing over flying solo anytime.
Curious George, Rancher, wcjd, & J, what do you guys think?
Nope. I DON'T have anything better to do,
ALS
*****
Excerpts from "New Century SF Editorial, 9/29/95"
Table of Contents: Bulletin, Review, Favorites, New Finds, Social
Notes
BULLETIN:
2) Overheard a conversation @ the JUICE BAR:
Apple juice, please. Sorry, soldout.
Grape? Sorry, backordered.
Carrot? Sorry, Bugsy beat you to it.
Pineapple? Sorry, flight from Hawaii delayed.
Guava? Sorry, human rights violations prevent us from getting shipped.
Tomato? Sorry, Most Favored Nation Trade Status has been revoked.
V-8? Sorry, didn't pass smog test.
Cranberry? Sorry, Aquarius' Moons are behind Jupiter's Toilet.
Get me the owner! Sorry, he can't fit through the door.
{{ Sam Conti was in the house on this night, thus inspiring this post. }}
REVIEW:
This weeks feature was supposed to be Jordan Leigh, Miss Hot Legs '94.
She flaked. All the better because tonight the feature act was MIA
and, uhhh, and, ummm, I forget the other girls name. The first song
was MIA by herself doing what she does best, TEASE, TEASE, TEASE.
*kerplop* Oh, I'm alright. (PRINCESS, help me up off the floor,
thanks babe.) OK, where am I? I mean, where was I? Ahem... 2nd
song was 'whats-her-name' doing 'what-ever-it-was'. 3rd song brought
out girl-on-girl action! MIA & ? were at it big time, 69'ing, 88'ing,
you name it. I don't think I blinked once during that 3rd song. Too
busy floating on air...
One of my dreams became reality, MIA and ME dancing the night away.
FAVORITES:
PRINCESS got BACK! Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote that song for HER. And she
was shakin' that healthy butt. Wanna ride in my Mercedes?
Where is all of this taking us?
ALS