Puss 'N Boots - Chattanooga, TN

(assumed to be AFTSD because it was posted on that date)

Lo-Mileage

12/02/2001

Note: This is my first post so don't completely demolish me...

Name: Puss 'N Boots (For those that didn't read past assc)

Location: 1514 E. 26th St. (off I-24 and Rossville Rd)

Time Visited: 12/1/01 Night

Cover: $10

Style: Juice Bar w/ aj\djacent alcoholic club

Story: I really hadn't intended to even visit any bar at all that day. I had intended to drive up to Nashville and see if all the reports I had heard about the spas and such were true or not. Unfortunately, Nashville and Atlanta look a lot closer on the map than they do when you're driving up I-24 having prop planes fly about 25 feet over the roof of your car as their on their 16th approach to Chattanooga Regional Airport, (motto: Hey! we served 2,000 people last week!) Realizing that there was no other city within 100 miles I decided on the first club I could find...bad choice. Walked in the club...saw the stage, nice setup with 2 poles, and the iron fence rail roughly 6 feet away...fuck. Oh well...i paid to get in i might as well see the talent since I couldn't find the other local clud to save my life. On a SATURDAY night at around 9:30ish there were 5  dancers...who also doubles as waitresses and doorgirls. Oh yeah...there were 4 Pl's including myself. Saw all the broads on stage, was wondering why they came around afterwards for the tip...(1st time in a 6' rule city) Pulled a nice curvy brumette named midnight down and started giving her the what for...soon realized that there was no contact unless you got a stand-up vip dance in the back. Instantly sirens started going off, but i figured that was just because one of the girls decided to play the same horrid song for the second time in like 45 minutes. Negoiated a bulk-rate price for 2 dances ($20) and went back.

Note: You never wanna hear..."I need to put this skirt on before we dance" at a strip club.

Suffered through the two dances...gave the broad a peck on the cheek and vanished into the night.

Summary: I spent 33 dollars at the club...that may be a record low But you can't put any price on seeing the girls get off stage between every dance to switch cd's for their next song...or to see midnight's husband and gf come in the club and see each other...I should have stayed in Atlanta.

Lo-Mileage

"Some people are born losers, some people are raised to be losers, and some people have loserdom thrust upon them."