Proclamation at Bonita Flats Saloon, Olathe, KS

(assumed to be AFTSD as it was posted on that day)

Voyager

12/02/2001

Went to Bonita Flats Saloon last Friday after work for a month end treat.

In the following link, as the various pics of the nudie bars in Kansas are shown in the upper left hand corner, Bonita's is the two story joint with the white-wash look & feel. I have always wondered whats going on upstairs? http://kansasgc.com/ (south of Olathe, KS, 1/2 mile east of the intersection of Hiway 169 and 175th St.)

My white shadow's tires skid upon the gravel surface of the parking lot. I score a spot close to the door. I don't have to walk by the honey pit, which at times can be odiferous....but I digress...

I enter the vestibule where the bouncer asks for member info. However, instead of requesting this immediately from me, he sternly looks at my wookie PL frame and begins to read me the riot act....

"We don't want you as a customer if you....

don't buy drinks,

don't tip the dancers,

don't get lapps,

and,

no sitting at the bar".

I was a lil surprised!....

Whats a natural borne PL to do, but fold his tail between his legs and I stammer pathetically....

"I WANT to be a customer!.

He smiled and let me in. This bouncer has been there forever, big heavyset biker looking guy with near Tailiban like beard. I never had any trouble with him, other than the time he lightly tapped one of my budds on the shoulder and asked him to tone down his thunderous clapping after each girl's song. I mean the ceiling tiles and stuff were popping out there frames due his air displacement...

but I digress...

No one was sitting at the bar..... Typically the long bar is full of patrons and dancers. Kinda strange to see it empty.

I grab a seat on the long lapp bench, and wait to get beat up. It was 5pm and the place was full of PL's and a fair amount of dancers. I order a radioactive gin & tonic and ooggle. I see some tall girls, a major weakness I have, some young in frilly bottoms, some older walking dominantly in black boots, all looking for victims....

I get accosted from a medium height, cornfed girl, 30'ish with a cute face... She asks to sit down, I tentatively acquiesce, my heart really wanting one of the amazons...

I find out she is a long time stripper, even danced in Idaho, when she was on the "circuit"... How the potatoe state was brought up in conversation, I don't know...

Then she climbs on my lapp and starts off. Yes, she was a dancer alright. Knew where all my buttons were and had this knack for flicking her finger at the head of my uncut gem. I guess she liked to see it bounce? Two $10 dances and we take a break....

I asked my cornfed naughtie girl what was up with the "proclamation" by the bouncer. She would not let on, something was up I could tell by the look in her eye and smile on her face. I tried to press her but she wouldn't relent, why the mystery?

I noticed she had her heels off and I started to play with her feet. I told her of my foot fetish and she asked me, what I wanted to do with her feet...

I believe I left her speechless. A few times, I recall she telling me, "I've never had that done before".....

I indicated to her I was not one dimensional in my fetish desires and inquired as to the status of her clitoral unit and accompanying beef curtains. She told me she had a large clit (this surprised me, most dancers, when I inquire about their clitoris, I get a blank stare). I raise my wookie little finger, and with no words being mentioned I point to the first knuckle and she shook her head, yes, as to size.

Needless to say, I was tongue tied & twisted....

She indicated her mudflaps were ample as well. Then had the heart to tell me, at a previous club, the other dancers had bought her a t-shirt with "Ms. Clit" on the front of it...... Needless to say, my advances to her became very pathetic!

She had to go up onstage and excused herself. A tall blond in boots happened to be on stage, we began the sensuous eye thing. Lazy ass me, I didn't get up and tipp her a fiver to catch her immediate attention. I guess I was playing the "hard to get PL thing".

After her dance she tortures me by going to another PL, then the pair happen to move and sit in the empty spot next to me on the bench. She inches from my body...., wearing the kind of boots that can take forever to lace and unlace....

As I gazed upon her long legs, I began to get faint, then....

A chocolate mousse accosts me. Cornfed, very cute face, and she was wearing braces, maybe another fetish of mine.... We talk and I get one lapp. A non committal lappette. I tell her, I really was eyeing another girl across the way and I point her out to her. Young, cornfed TALL dancer in a frilly white bottom thingie.... We talk abit about her day job, then tall young cornfed gets up and begins to walk around. I eye her, I know she was eyeing me. She walks by us and chocolate mousse touches her hand to get her attention and tells her that I am interested in her company. Tall girl then takes the place of chocolate mousse, who graciously leaves.....

Girl can't be more than 18, I find out she has danced at an all nudie club.... Four lapps later, I had fallen in and out of luv with her numerous times, however, I was now broke, my burn rate being $100 for about 1 1/2 hours of bliss.....

Disheveled, I walk out to the white shadow, a hell bound train is runnin' down the tracks, uber close to the building, I look up and mentally bay at the full moon, then slap myself for not asking the other two girls on my lapp, what was up with the bouncer proclamation....

I guess I just lost my focus...

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I'm going down the road, on the Hellbound Train

Take a long look lady 'cause you won't see me again

Take a last look lady, yes hard and long

'Cause I'm going down the road... on the Hell, the Hellbound Train...

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