Amazing bachelor party
This happened after I had been going to various strip clubs for a few years and thought
I had seen it all.
Three friends and I had planned on going to a Cardinals baseball game when we found out
that one of us, my friend Todd, had gotten married and gone to Jamaica or somewhere.
He knew we would figure something was up if he told us he couldn't go to the
ballgame, so he just let us think he was going until we each received our marriage notice
in the mail after he was gone.
So we found someone to take his place and decided if he was going to get married and not
tell us, we would just have his bachelor party without him.
After the game, we decided to head to Main Street, in Washington Park, IL. It's near St.
Louis. It was one of the clubs refferred to as "the East St. Louis clubs"
but it closed because the owner (he also owned Cheeks, another club right by there) was
convicted of a bunch of Federal charges. On the way there, fueled by all the
drinking we had done at the ballgame, we all sang "Break on Through to the Other
Side" by The Doors along with the tape deck. We were primed for a good time.
We all got barstools in a row by the closed side bar. After we had drinks for a
while they brought some little, skinny, short-haired guy onstage for his bachelor party
dance. He was up there with 2 girls. One was about 6 foot tall and really
skinny (not my type), the other was about 6'2" and probably 200 pounds! She was
hot! She wasn't fat either, just big and blonde.
They did the standard stage dance stuff for awhile, rubbing on him and then riding him
around the stage with his belt around his neck, etc. Then they started smacking him
on the ass with his belt. At this point we realized that the guy looked like our
newly-married-friend Todd. We started yelling "Alright Todd!" and things
like that.
They were smacking him HARD on the ass, leaving marks from his belt. They also had a
riding crop, which they started sticking in between his ass cheeks. He was squirming
a bit, but he had these 2 big women holding him down. We loved it! "Go
Todd! Stick it up his ass!"
After they let him up he was staggering around a little, obviously drunk and embarassed.
He stuck his finger in the big blonde's face and said something to her. This
is when the most amazing thing happened. She put her left hand on his shoulder and
her right hand between his legs and hoisted him up over her head! She was standing
straight up with him in the air over her head! Then she started spinning around and
around! When she finally set him down he was so dizzy he fell off the stage, but
luckily he fell right into his friends' arms. They were whooping and hollering for
their friend and we were for "Todd."
Like I said, I thought I'd seen everything up to that point, but that girl showed me
something I'd never seen. I saw her a few years later, dancing at The Jewel Box
under the name Barbie. She was big and beautiful and gave me one of my finest strip
club memories - Todd's bachelor party was awesome, even if he wasn't there.
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