Monday, February 05, 2001, 12:02 am Eastern Time
SOURCE: LNS [Lapdance News Service, a division of ASSCnn]....
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ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR AWARDS ASS-C.COM $35 CONTRACT FOR DOMAIN RENEWAL
A.S.S-C, Feb. 05 / LNS/ -- An anonymous benefactor has awarded ASS-C.COM a one
year, $35 contract for its domain registration renewal with Network Solutions.
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This press release contains "forward-looking statements" within the meaning of
the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These include, but are not limited
to, statements regarding the ASS-C.COM's plans, intentions and expectations. Such
statements are inherently subject to a variety of risks and uncertainties that could cause
actual results to differ materially from those projected. These risks include increased
levels of competition, shortages of cellular handsets, unstable internet connections and
other key equipment, restrictions on ASS-C.COM's ability to finance its growth, and
other factors. A more extensive discussion of the risk factors that could impact these
areas and the ASS-C.COM's overall business and financial performance can be found in
ASS-C.COM's reports filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Given these
concerns, investors and analysts should not place undue reliance on forward-looking